Finish the saying!

[Paul_Tromba]

Let's play a game of finish the saying. Points can be awarded by anyone based off of personal preference but I do suggest comedy, descriptions, vibes, and/or intrigue as good means of measurement. Keep it civil and have fun!

Sayings to finish:

1. There are some things you just can't take back
2. Life is too short
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe (or alternatively) To-may-to, To-ma-toe

Examples for #1
There are some things you just can't take back. For example, I just shit my pants.

There are some things you just can't take back, but beating the shit out of a nazi should never be taken back. Own that like a badge of honor!

There are some things you just can't take back, like used underwear. They always refuse to take them back, even if I have the receipt.

Scoring:
= 5
= 4
= 3
= 2
= 1
= -1

 

[Envylope]

Never bite the hand that feeds you. Instead, you should bite their necks.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

1.There are some things you just can't take back, so never let them leave your hoard.
2. Life is too short, so purge those intrusive thoughts and live well done.
3.Never bite the hand that feeds you, the dragon has a bigger bite.
4.Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Add it to the hoard, and the cart, too.
5.Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe, To-may-to, To-ma-toe, To-me-go, To-mor-row

 

[georgelee5786]

Let's play a game of finish the saying. Points can be awarded by anyone based off of personal preference but I do suggest comedy, descriptions, vibes, and/or intrigue as good means of measurement. Keep it civil and have fun!

Sayings to finish:

1. There are some things you just can't take back
2. Life is too short
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe (or alternatively) To-may-to, To-ma-toe

1. There are some things you just can't take back, so give every action meaning.
2. Life is too short, so be careful
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you, suck the fingers
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth while they're looking
5. Po-tay-to, pa-ta-toe, a dead man is a dead man

 

[MarekSusicky]

Life is too short not to wear pink shorts.

 

[Bobple]

Life is too short, somehow you proved that wrong.

 

[TaciturnHuman]

Let's play a game of finish the saying. Points can be awarded by anyone based off of personal preference but I do suggest comedy, descriptions, vibes, and/or intrigue as good means of measurement. Keep it civil and have fun!

Sayings to finish:

1. There are some things you just can't take back
2. Life is too short
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe (or alternatively) To-may-to, To-ma-toe

Examples for #1
There are some things you just can't take back. For example, I just shit my pants.

There are some things you just can't take back, but beating the shit out of a nazi should never be taken back. Own that like a badge of honor!

There are some things you just can't take back, like used underwear. They always refuse to take them back, even if I have the receipt.

Scoring:
= 5
= 4
= 3
= 2
= 1
= -1

Tgw can't score.
There are things you just can't take back. Thankfully, your firstborn's spine is not one of them.

Life is too short. *literally dies while typing this*

Never bite the hand that feeds you. You have to marinate and roast it first.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, I did it once, somebody caught it on camera, now the whole village thinks I'm a veterinarian.

Po-Tay-To, Po-Ta-Toe. To-May-To, To-Ma-Toe. Fine for tax evasion, bill for tax evasion.

 

[John_Owl]

There are some things you just can't take back, like supergluing your grandpa's shoes to the floor last thanksgiving.
Life is too short. Unless you're an elf.
Never bite the hand that feeds you - Instead, lick their fingers clean.


Bonus for "can't take things back", my favorite quote that I quote all the time: "Can't go back, Bob."

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Never bite the hand that feeds you. Instead, you should bite their necks.

I break necks tho

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Sayings to finish:

1. There are some things you just can't take back

...for everything else, there is MasterCard.

1. Life is too short

...why won't you let me love you, before we ran out of time.

1. Never bite the hand that feeds you

...instead, break their necks.

1. Never look a gift horse in the mouth

...look at his d***.

1. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe (or alternatively) To-may-to, To-ma-toe

John Doe, Jane Doe, Do bee doe.

 

[Comatoast]

1. There are some things you just can't take back
2. Life is too short
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe (or alternatively) To-may-to, To-ma-toe

There are just some things you can't take back, that isn't one of them, take it back.

Life is too short but if we breed short people then it'll make life look taller.

Never bite the hand that feeds you, unless it's uncle Mike, he can't be anywhere near children.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, their mouths are built like the British, polished on the outside and rotting on the inside.

PoTAYto, PoTAto. Store, Highway. Meat is meat so quit your complaining, it's the same thing.

 

[Sola-sama]

1. There are some things you just can't take back, just like I can't un-procreate with your mother
2. Life is too short, just like the child bride that gave birth to you
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you, shoot it with an AK instead.
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, my presence should be the best gift you'll ever have.
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe. Your misery, and your mother. I love them the same.

 

[Ron-Ran]

1. There are some things you just can't take back, just like I can't un-procreate with your mother
2. Life is too short, just like the child bride that gave birth to you
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you, shoot it with an AK instead.
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, my presence should be the best gift you'll ever have.
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe. Your misery, and your mother. I love them the same.

 

[TaciturnHuman]

1. There are some things you just can't take back, just like I can't un-procreate with your mother
2. Life is too short, just like the child bride that gave birth to you
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you, shoot it with an AK instead.
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, my presence should be the best gift you'll ever have.
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe. Your misery, and your mother. I love them the same.

There are some things you just can't take back, just like the lunch money I took from you just now.

Life is too short not to take your lunch money.

Never bite the hand that feeds you, bully it into feeding you more.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, even if there isn't much of a horse to speak of.

Po-tay-to, Po-ta-toe. Silly Sola's money, free money.

 

[NotaNuffian]

1. There are some things you just can't take back
, like the jizz that I just peed out.
2. Life is too short
, like my penis
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you
, instead, ask for a hand shanty
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth
, ask politely if you can give it facial.
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe (or alternatively) To-may-to, To-ma-toe
, J- O-, Jerk Off

 

[Deleted member 172779]

1. There are some things you just can't take back, because its already dead by the time you were born.
2. Life is too short, because mistake in history repeats its self.
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you, because you were being choke slamed when being fed.
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, because some might caught your heart.
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe, To-may-to, To-ma-toe, you were hyperactive as a to-ma-ta-hoe.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

1. There are some things you just can't take back, at least not without being willing to perform extreme violence.
2. Life is too short for platform shoes.
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you unless you are prepared to swallow a few fingers.
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, unless your only other option is to look it in the arse...
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe (or alternatively) To-may-to, To-ma-toe, urban renewal, mass homicide.

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

1. There are some things you just can't take back, like that burger you ate all but one bite of before deciding it was too rare.
2. Life is too short to worry about things like "breaking and entering" or "murdering a dozen people in cold blood."
3. Never bite the hand that feeds you unless a little bit of chocolate melted on their fingers. That legally qualifies them as a Butterfinger bar.
4. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. I told you, they hide their gifts up their—
5. Po-tay-to, Pa-ta-toe. *Points gun at your head* Which is it? Only a ROBOT would get this answer wrong! I know it's one of you, and I swear to God I'm gonna find out who! Then I'm gonna blow your motherboard right out the back of your chrome plated skull! So which is it? Po-tay-to or po-ta-toe?