Funniest Wacko Moments

Ilikewaterkusa

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This title refers to funny wacky stuff / quotes you’ve seen. Here’s my wacko moment.
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Florida man type energy.
 

Kenjona

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"Ok, I need you to stop talking for a moment. Please sit on your hands for a bit." Teacher to a fellow student in middle school. It worked, she really could not talk without moving her hands.
 

Paul_Tromba

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When I was 5 my family was pretty poor in the boondocks near a swamp so when I wanted to go play outside my dad gave me a pocket knife and just said: "don't cut yourself with it." I was left unsupervised after that and ended up getting really good at woodcarving. Mind you this is the same man who taught me how to create a DIY flamethrower in order to kill spiders a year earlier. He was also the one who shot me and my brother in the thigh with BB guns as punishment for shooting each other with them.
 
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