Genshin Impact just won player choice.

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Tbf, Genshin isn't just a slot machine game. It's at least as deep in story as Elden Ring, but it's also not super depressing or 'darksoulshard'. I imagine it splits the difference between the casual Stray and Elden Ring quite nicely.

But really, I don't know how you can expect any kind of consistent result out of five games that are so totally different. It basically could have gone any way.
 

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I'm disappointed that the slot machine game won anything. Much less player choice. With Elden Ring right there. What kind of drugs were the voters taking.
Too much children and manchildren voted
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I'm disappointed that the slot machine game won anything. Much less player choice. With Elden Ring right there. What kind of drugs were the voters taking.
bruh you dont understand how much porn Genshin has inspired, of course its player choice. Anime tiddies attracts the eye.

You should be more mad over Horizon and Stray. It won fuck-all. Man tthats some bullshit. If Aloy was prettier i'd bet it would've won more stuff. Then they had the fucking gall to put Stray up there. Its a fucking cat simulator, didnt deserve the awards it got. I dunno whose dick the creators of that game sucked, but holy shit.
 

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I dunno whose dick the creators of that game sucked, but holy shit.
Cat owners. If Aloy was a catgirl, she would have won easily.

Actually, Genshin has cat girls. Answer found. There's no cat girls in Elden Ring. Though there is Blaidd...
 

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Genshin is actually pretty fun, and has a nice plot. It isnt ground-breaking or the beat game ever, but still fun. Though, I wouldn't call it a slot machine. It has microtransactions, but they are limited and arent necessary for anything.
Oh, and it has more porn. By far.
It's primogem bribing, lmao. :sweat_smile:
Those rumors are funny, but also untrue. I was, unfortunately, not bribed to vote for Genshin. Which is sad because I would've liked some more primogems.
 

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Genshin is the most dystopian hell choice btw.

CN companies are required to turn in all user data to the CCP. Including user name, password, credit card numbers, etc. You know, the corrupt, racist, genocidal gov of the Chinese.

What this means is that at anytime, someone could just sell that info for hard cash or use it in the ongoing cyberwar that is goin on. The CCP screws over their own people, why wouldn't they screw over everyone else?

Worst part? I can't even trust that there isn't a keylogger in the app. Same with TikTok.
 

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Genshin is the most dystopian hell choice btw.

CN companies are required to turn in all user data to the CCP. Including user name, password, credit card numbers, etc. You know, the corrupt, racist, genocidal gov of the Chinese.

What this means is that at anytime, someone could just sell that info for hard cash or use it in the ongoing cyberwar that is goin on. The CCP screws over their own people, why wouldn't they screw over everyone else?

Worst part? I can't even trust that there isn't a keylogger in the app. Same with TikTok.
Just don't give them your data. Easy peasy.
It's a free game if you're not stupid.
 

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Tbf, Genshin isn't just a slot machine game. It's at least as deep in story as Elden Ring, but it's also not super depressing or 'darksoulshard'. I imagine it splits the difference between the casual Stray and Elden Ring quite nicely.

But really, I don't know how you can expect any kind of consistent result out of five games that are so totally different. It basically could have gone any way.
oh no it could not, the games catered to different genres and not all those genres are equally popular. its like doing a contest on the best ice cream flavors and expecting Mac and Cheese to give vanilla or chocolate a run for their money. Sure, some people might like mac and cheese ice cream but not many
 

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Cat owners. If Aloy was a catgirl, she would have won easily.

Actually, Genshin has cat girls. Answer found. There's no cat girls in Elden Ring. Though there is Blaidd...
lol i guess so. Cant argue against fetishes.
 

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I'm disappointed that the slot machine game won anything. Much less player choice. With Elden Ring right there. What kind of drugs were the voters taking.
But tbh the real winner was Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton.

The man came such a long way.

 

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But tbh the real winner was Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton.

The man came such a long way.

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bruh you dont understand how much porn Genshin has inspired, of course its player choice. Anime tiddies attracts the eye.

You should be more mad over Horizon and Stray. It won fuck-all. Man tthats some bullshit. If Aloy was prettier i'd bet it would've won more stuff. Then they had the fucking gall to put Stray up there. Its a fucking cat simulator, didnt deserve the awards it got. I dunno whose dick the creators of that game sucked, but holy shit.
You underestimate the power of toxoplasmosis. No amount of gamers can beat the horde of cat ladies with shrivelling ovaries.
 
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