Get a cultivator to kill you with one sentence

[BubbleC]

You've been transmigrated into a xianxia/cultivator world and want to speedrun life. There is a highly powerful immortal sitting across from you that's fully capable of squashing your meager, beansprout existence with one glare.

What do you say to get them to kill you?

Semicolons are allowed, but the person with the least words spoken wins. You're speedrunning life, after all. Forget the word limit, just go crazy and incense the immortal any way you want.

 

[Agentt]

You've been transmigrated into a xianxia/cultivator world and want to speedrun life. There is a highly powerful immortal sitting across from you that's fully capable of squashing your meager, beansprout existence with one glare.

What do you say to get them to kill you?

Semicolons are allowed, but the person with the least words spoken wins. You're speedrunning life, after all.

Yo mama fat.

 

[ChocolateLover030]

 

[Agentt]

I doubt he would understand that symbol. If he does, it would leave him more confused than angry.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

You are a fucking idiot and a shitbag.

 

[skillet]

"Bet you can't kill me."

 

[meow_neko]

weak

 

[GDLiZy]

I, your grandfather

 

[Daitengu]

Micro-penis.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Standard phrase is this though:

Fuck your mother.

 

[Poleg]

Yo mama fat.

First post best post

 

[Draconite]

"Virgin Immortal"

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Bruh, with their arrogance, I bet anything to piss them off can easily kill you. Lame jokes? Cussing their ancestor? Oh, even saying that even with their cultivation, they aren't as handsome as me can do the trick.

 

[LordJoyde]

Since I just appeared magically in front of them;

"Hello, mortal."

 

[Agentt]

How about I just hum a song while they are meditating?

 

[tiaf]

Haha! *Pointing finger at them*

 

[Alkareel]

 

[Sabruness]

i fucked your dao partner, you cuck.

 

[Dr.Smut]

What to say (starting a sentence): "A -"
Expected Immortal response: "What!? 'A' what!? A trashy trash who can't even trash themselves to the most basic level of cultivation dares to assume that he can speak to me!? My father is high up on the city council, owns several successful businesses, and likes to let me do literally whatever I want!
I will erase your miserable trash existence for disgracing my presence, you trash! Prepare to be trashed by the power of the money my family gave to me!!!"

 

[Crazibrains]

weak

This is probably the one i think will make a cultivator go mad, since this is pretty much saying they have wasted their life in pursuit of power