Hit me with your best pun

[Not_A_Symphony]

Maybe I am the only one but I LOVE puns. They are so bad they become good.
So I want to hear your best/worst pun!

I'll start:
"What do you call a hill that's funny? Hill-arious!"

 

[TotallyHuman]

Not mine, but:
"That's the thing about the word 'assume': it makes an ass out of you, and, sometimes, out of me"

 

[Not_A_Symphony]

Not mine, but:
"That's the thing about the word 'assume': it makes an ass out of you, and, sometimes, out of me"

But why did it take me so long to figure out ahahaha My GOD! I loved it
[the one I said it's also not mine but it's just for the lolz so it's alrighty]

 

[CL]

Maybe I am the only one but I LOVE puns. They are so bad they become good.
So I want to hear your best/worst pun!

I'll start:
"What do you call a hill that's funny? Hill-arious!"

I'll contribute.

"It was discovered that the Mayans were the ones who invented the number zero.
This is a message towards that civilization: thanks for nothing."

"Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove she wasn't chicken."

 

[Not_A_Symphony]

I'll contribute.

YEEES! The bear one got me

 

[Generic.Archdemon]

"Where do demonic creatures like to wish their hands?
Helsinki"

 

[CL]

YEEES! The bear one got me

I'm happy to hear you've enjoyed the punishment.

 

[Farok]

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Spoiler

Take off the ring, and you lose both your house and your kids.

 

[Not_A_Symphony]

"Where do demonic creatures like to wish their hands?
Helsinki"

AHAHAHAHA I CAN'TTTTT THAT ONEE! OMG

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Spoiler

Take off the ring, and you lose both your house and your kids.

Well, you're not wrong

 

[Generic.Archdemon]

"Why did Jeff Bezos get a divorce?
He found out marriage was a union"

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog? At least one is honest about their mistakes.

Why are we toxic on online games? Because someone has to breathe in the toxic air on the games.

Lets just say that life is full of holes. But it doesn't mean you actually have to stick it in to every problem you have.

Are you sure handsome men aren't watermakers? Because just walking around women just makes them wet already.

 

[Cipiteca396]

"Supernatural, yet super natural how I'll always love you~"

Spoiler: From my story's prologue

Before I took three steps, I was startled by a buzzing feeling on my leg. I shrieked. Just a little, okay? I swatted at what I imagined was some kind of bug, before I realized it was the vibrating of a phone. I jerkily took it out of my pocket.

Obviously, this wasn't my phone. I never used the vibrate function since it bugged me.

It's fine if you don't get it.

 

[Vivian-M.K.]

A woman was feeding her fish, but she had one koi that was rather shy.

So she named him Coy.

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

You know, I'd like to make a chemistry pun, but I don't think I'll get a reaction

 

[Agentt]

You know, I'd like to make a chemistry pun, but I don't think I'll get a reaction

NaBrO, tell.

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

NaBrO, tell.

K

 

[Echimera]

Guys, you have to try long hair. I recently started and it's really growing on me.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Maybe I am the only one but I LOVE puns. They are so bad they become good.
So I want to hear your best/worst pun!

I'll start:
"What do you call a hill that's funny? Hill-arious!"

 

[Ritz]

If I am going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view, but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective, I would like to say I have nothing to say.

 

[K5Rakitan]

I couldn't find the picture, but imagine a female mannequin with a mailbox instead of a head, the entire thing painted blue.
Caption: It's [insert year]. You can be both mail and female.