I have seen things that I cannot unsee.

Schultz_von

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*in almost monotone British accent*
"And here's this creature in it's natural habitat. Incredibly ferocious, and looking for a mate. Other creatures escape immediately once see this dangerous creature, although few looking with intentions of mating. Truly, a wonderful world."
Honestly, I can imagine David Attenborough just opening the bathroom door, then looking back at the camera, and then starting narrating this.
 

Gryphon

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If we lived in the world of doujins, then that situation would take a whole other turn.
 

Paul_Tromba

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Paul, why were you in a woman's bathroom?
Because I was working and was going through all of the buildings to turn all the lights off. Checking the bathrooms is part of that. No one else was supposed to be in the building.
 

Okay

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What about the two people you walked in on?

What were their reactions? (I'm genuinely curious)
 

FBI

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*pats*
I am just more worried that they don't catch dysentry or anything from the floor, even the cleanest floors are riddled with E-coli
 

RavenRunes

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In all seriousness though, it is genuinely shocking what people get up to in bathrooms, broom cupboards, printer rooms and stairwells.
 
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