lazyredragon
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I reopened my first wattpad account and wow like its so weird there are so many different stories I never finished from all the phases of my youth, that time I was severely depressed (That book is dark dark), my vampire obsession, my tree-hugging phase, that time I was really into fantasy an entire book about why I hate Christmas and even a cute romance about a chick who lost her glasses and is imprisoned by a hot billionaire...(Don't judge me I was Like fifteen or sth) really there are so many novels and novellas that I both want to finish and burn with gasoline because oh my lord some of them are terrible but a lot are pretty cute, that and by the word count six of those stories put together go well over 50,000 words...seriously how fast did I write back then.
I'll just pick out a few and finish them but until then please enjoy this excerpt from my Fuck Christmas! novel
It's one week till Christmas! The children yell,
I roll my eyes and say that's swell!
I hate Christmas I'm sorry to mention,
But I'd rather be in a star wars convention,
It's not the day that Maddens me,
Its the ads on my tv,
If I'm watching a rerun of glee,
Don't barge right in and offer me,
Great low low prices on things I swear,
Will be useless after Christmas airs,
So hem and haw and huff and puff,
As you sing that choir stuff,
Don't tell more on what to get,
If you know we've never met,
And Goodnight to you my fellow Scrooge's,
Who thinks everyone else is acting like the three stooges.
I close my eyes and wait for the day after
When I again will be filled with laughter
Seriously, I was hilarious.
I'll just pick out a few and finish them but until then please enjoy this excerpt from my Fuck Christmas! novel
It's one week till Christmas! The children yell,
I roll my eyes and say that's swell!
I hate Christmas I'm sorry to mention,
But I'd rather be in a star wars convention,
It's not the day that Maddens me,
Its the ads on my tv,
If I'm watching a rerun of glee,
Don't barge right in and offer me,
Great low low prices on things I swear,
Will be useless after Christmas airs,
So hem and haw and huff and puff,
As you sing that choir stuff,
Don't tell more on what to get,
If you know we've never met,
And Goodnight to you my fellow Scrooge's,
Who thinks everyone else is acting like the three stooges.
I close my eyes and wait for the day after
When I again will be filled with laughter
Seriously, I was hilarious.