I used to be even funnier...

Which book should I finish

  • Stars and Spectacles - terrible romance

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Descent into madness - super dark

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • The Dark knight chronicles - hella gay, like yikes...

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Fuck Christmas!

    Votes: 4 66.7%
  • The winged Series- there be a floating baby in this one

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • Total voters
    6

lazyredragon

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I reopened my first wattpad account and wow like its so weird there are so many different stories I never finished from all the phases of my youth, that time I was severely depressed (That book is dark dark), my vampire obsession, my tree-hugging phase, that time I was really into fantasy an entire book about why I hate Christmas and even a cute romance about a chick who lost her glasses and is imprisoned by a hot billionaire...(Don't judge me I was Like fifteen or sth) really there are so many novels and novellas that I both want to finish and burn with gasoline because oh my lord some of them are terrible but a lot are pretty cute, that and by the word count six of those stories put together go well over 50,000 words...seriously how fast did I write back then.

I'll just pick out a few and finish them but until then please enjoy this excerpt from my Fuck Christmas! novel

It's one week till Christmas! The children yell,
I roll my eyes and say that's swell!
I hate Christmas I'm sorry to mention,
But I'd rather be in a star wars convention,
It's not the day that Maddens me,
Its the ads on my tv,
If I'm watching a rerun of glee,
Don't barge right in and offer me,
Great low low prices on things I swear,
Will be useless after Christmas airs,
So hem and haw and huff and puff,
As you sing that choir stuff,
Don't tell more on what to get,
If you know we've never met,
And Goodnight to you my fellow Scrooge's,
Who thinks everyone else is acting like the three stooges.
I close my eyes and wait for the day after
When I again will be filled with laughter

Seriously, I was hilarious.
 

lazyredragon

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Oh and so many books I used to follow have been finished for years...
damn I feel old
 

XianPiete

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If I rediscovered writing from when I was younger I would treat them as writing prompts rather than finish them. Start from the beginning and rewrite the work using your current ability and voice. You'll find that you get a much better end product if you do.
 

lazyredragon

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How gay is Dark Knight chronicles? And what kind of gay?
I rewrote Cinderella as a knight, the prince an invading conqueror and evil step mother as a cruel Queen which everyone was happy died but rebuilding the kingdom severely took its toll on their relationship, but they worked through it
 

lazyredragon

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If I rediscovered writing from when I was younger I would treat them as writing prompts rather than finish them. Start from the beginning and rewrite the work using your current ability and voice. You'll find that you get a much better end product if you do.
Huh, hadn't thought of that my own library of prompts
 
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