I want a wife!

[Agentt]

Someone marry me!

 

[SailusGebel]

No.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Why stop at "a" wife? Why not go for

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Any preferences?

 

[NotaNuffian]

Get ready the alimony

 

[Agentt]

Any preferences?

mentally stable

 

[APieceOfRock]

Why not go for 3? One of them is even a loli! (edit: I'm legally required to tell you that she's actually a 1000 years old vampire that happens to look like 6 years old child

Why stop at "a" wife? Why not go for

 

[Harvier]

mentally stable

Too many requirements

 

[NotaNuffian]

mentally stable

Thats a tough one.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

mentally stable

Alright... So breathing is optional. Got it.

 

[RaizarP]

mentally stable

You chose the most difficult requirement.
So Age is also optional?

 

[PeacefulMyst]

mentally stable

Marrying people that are polar opposite of you is probably not a good idea just saying

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I think I can hook up with some guys...

mentally stable

On second though, thats going to be though. Though, I have some selection if you can broaden your scope in the same gender...

 

[TotallyHuman]

Marry me a little,
Love me just enough.
Cry, but not too often,
Play, but not too rough.
Keep a tender distance
so we'll both be free.
That's the way it ought to be.
I'm ready!
Marry me a little,
Do it with a will.
Make a few demands
I'm able to fulfill.
Want me more than others,
Not exclusively.
That's the way it ought to be.
I'm ready!
I'm ready now!

You can be my best friend,
I can be your right arm.
We'll go through a fight or two--
No harm, no harm.
We'll look not too deep,
We'll go not too far.
We won't have to give up a thing,
We'll stay who we are.
Right?
Okay, then.
I'm ready!
I'm ready now!

Someone--
Marry me a little,
Love me just enough.
Warm and sweet and easy,
Just the simple stuff.
Keep a tender distance
So we'll both be free.
That's the way it ought to be.
I'm ready!

Marry me a little,
Body, heart, and soul.
Passionate as hell
But always in control.
Want me first and foremost,
Keep me company.
That's the way it ought to be.
I'm ready!
I'm ready now!

Oh, how gently we'll talk,
Oh, how softly we'll tread.
All the stings,
The ugly things
We'll keep unsaid.
We'll build a cocoon
Of love and respect.
You promise whatever you like,
I'll never collect.
Right?
Okay, then.
I'm ready.
I'm ready now.
Someone--

I'm ready!

 

[Agentt]

I think I can hook up with some guys...

On second though, thats going to be though. Though, I have some selection if you can broaden your scope in the same gender...

Been a while since I last saw you

Marrying people that are polar opposite of you is probably not a good idea just saying

Opposites attract!

And I need someone to be sane for me

Too many requirements

Thats a tough one.

... humanity is doomed

Alright... So breathing is optional. Got it.

You chose the most difficult requirement.
So Age is also optional?

*nods*

 

[DarkeReises]

Someone marry me!

Alright.

 

[Aaqil]

... humanity is doomed

They simply speak the truth,
If you want someone mentally sane, then you're going to have to search, a lot,

 

[Reborn_Cat]

mentally stable

I don't know one that's mentally stable, but I do know one that's a great cook, makes some great sashimi

 

[Carefully]

Someone marry me!

@someone

 

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