I want a wife!

[Horny_Gentleman]

When wife is what you need, a caring woman you shall seek.

 

[Agentt]

I don't know one that's mentally stable, but I do know one that's a great cook, makes some great sashimi

Who?

 

[Africanchieftainsson]

Someone marry me!

I was also just thinking that I needed a caring, independent, rich, beautiful, Female CEO who is proficient in several fighting techniques and is also a good cook too sweep me off my feet.

 

[Agentt]

Alright.

>.>
I said a wife

 

[SailusGebel]

>.>
I said a wife

 

[IDKWtWrite-San]

Why do you want wife?

 

[Reborn_Cat]

Who?

A chick called Knifey Wifey

I was also just thinking that I needed a caring, independent, rich, beautiful, Female CEO who is proficient in several fighting techniques and is also a good cook too sweep me off my feet.

Don't we all

 

[Agentt]

Why do you want wife?

I want a free therapist

 

[Aaqil]

I want a free therapist

Go scam a therapist then,

 

[Agentt]

Go scam a therapist then,

Bad Boy!

 

[Aaqil]

Bad Boy!

Maybe you could find some sorta dumb capitalist thing that'll let you make twice the money you spent on therapy,

 

[Agentt]

Maybe you could find some sorta dumb capitalist thing that'll let you make twice the money you spent on therapy,

bad boy!

 

[Lloyd]

Mail order a wife from south east Asia or eastern Europe if you want one so bad. Both are excellent choices, although I prefer eastern European.

 

[Aaqil]

bad boy!

Stop complaining Agentt,
You aren't getting a wife if you try fairly,

 

[Agentt]

Stop complaining Agentt,
You aren't getting a wife if you try fairly,

when did you got so dark and gritty!?

I prefer eastern European.

same

 

[Aaqil]

when did you got so dark and gritty!?

Never,
I am simply expressing my knowledge of your uselessness,

 

[Agentt]

Never,
I am simply expressing my knowledge of your uselessness,

I will get a wholesale traditional wife

 

[DarkeReises]

>.>
I said a wife

i hope the wife you buy is a dickgirl then

 

[Africanchieftainsson]

Mail order a wife from south east Asia or eastern Europe if you want one so bad. Both are excellent choices, although I prefer eastern European.

The keyword is 'writers' not ' authors'

 

[georgelee5786]

Mentally stable...Well that rules me out.