If a goat had wings, would it qualify as an Angel?

[blazjindanblue]

This is very important to me. I need to know, if heaven is trying to steal my goat. Day 3 goat started getting really aggresive like a tsundere. My Fify was never violent before. Please help.
Day 5, my poor goat flew away. God, if you are listening, please send the goat back with the loli angel isekai package.
And my goat had such fluffy fur...

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

No.

On a more serious note.

No, not at all.

PS Have you smoked something?

 

[Ddraig]

Yes

 

[blazjindanblue]

Yes

Thank you wiseman for sharing knowliedge. Cups hand and bows.

 

[blazjindanblue]

No.

On a more serious note.

No, not at all.

PS Have you smoked something?

you are the one who smokes, ur whole family smokes!!!
Was it you!? You STOLE my Fify...
I will isekai fbi dox call you to god so he can transport you to a new world.
Into a...

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

you are the one who smokes, ur whole family smokes!!!
Was it you!? You STOLE my Fify...
I will isekai fbi dox call you to god so he can transport you to a new world.
Into a...

Nya, I like isekais. Can I be a cute catloli?

 

[gaylolis]

maybe you want to play goat simulator to find out.

the last time i played, there's a devil goat, not sure if they added the angel goat with the new update.

 

[AliceShiki]

It depends, are the featherly wings or are they bat-like wings? You wouldn't want to think a vampire goat is an angel, would you?

And what is the color of the wings? Black Wings might signify it is a Fallen Angel, White Wings an actual angel, and Blue Wings might signify it is an alien~

We need more information to help you~

 

[BenJepheneT]

Wings or not, it doesn't matter. It's still gonna end up on my plate medium rare.

 

[Arkus86]

It depends, are the featherly wings or are they bat-like wings? You wouldn't want to think a vampire goat is an angel, would you?

And what is the color of the wings? Black Wings might signify it is a Fallen Angel, White Wings an actual angel, and Blue Wings might signify it is an alien~

We need more information to help you~

No, you're forgetting something. Angels are humanoids by nature.
Winged goat would be closer to Pegasus.
...perchance, did the goat have some Greek ancestry?

 

[AliceShiki]

Wings or not, it doesn't matter. It's still gonna end up on my plate medium rare.

No, you're forgetting something. Angels are humanoids by nature.
Winged goat would be closer to Pegasus.
...perchance, did the goat have some Greek ancestry?

That's rude! What about the angels of the goat god!? Why would the goat god have humanoid angels!? >.<

You're being racist towards goat deities! What will you do if the goat lawyers sue you for that!?

 

[Arkus86]

That's rude! What about the angels of the goat god!? Why would the goat god have humanoid angels!? >.<

You're being racist towards goat deities! What will you do if the goat lawyers sue you for that!?

Ah, I'm sorry, I failed to consider that the OP might be referencing a deity the goats worship and defaulted on the human ones. That was... inconsiderate of me

 

[blazjindanblue]

Nya, I like isekais. Can I be a cute catloli?

Shouldn't have said it out loud. God cannot help you now. Find a truck and go!

That's rude! What about the angels of the goat god!? Why would the goat god have humanoid angels!? >.<

You're being racist towards goat deities! What will you do if the goat lawyers sue you for that!?

Umm a goat got is satire of satire, right?

No, you're forgetting something. Angels are humanoids by nature.
Winged goat would be closer to Pegasus.
...perchance, did the goat have some Greek ancestry?

Dunno. Thought it was a normal goat till recently...

 

[AliceShiki]

Ah, I'm sorry, I failed to consider that the OP might be referencing a deity the goats worship and defaulted on the human ones. That was... inconsiderate of me

*pat pat pat* Now you know~

Dunno. Thought it was a normal goat till recently...

Well, if it has wings, it is not normal! xD

 

[blazjindanblue]

It depends, are the featherly wings or are they bat-like wings? You wouldn't want to think a vampire goat is an angel, would you?

And what is the color of the wings? Black Wings might signify it is a Fallen Angel, White Wings an actual angel, and Blue Wings might signify it is an alien~

We need more information to help you~

B-but I can hardly tell the difference. My Fify was a real angel before, very gentle and kind, the only difference is that now it flew away. I-I'm afraid that someone stole her.

 

[AliceShiki]

B-but I can hardly tell the difference. My Fify was a real angel before, very gentle and kind, the only difference is that now it flew away. I-I'm afraid that someone stole her.

It must have been Shrek's flying Donkey! >.<

 

[blazjindanblue]

It must have been Shrek's flying Donkey! >.<

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, this is no joke! I will have to contact Satan and draw a circle to summon it back! Lives are at stake here (Not really...)!

 

[Sabruness]

I bless thee in the name of the Holy Goat! May your grass grow green and tasty and may you bleet forever!

 

[AliceShiki]

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, this is no joke! I will have to contact Satan and draw a circle to summon it back! Lives are at stake here (Not really...)!

Ooooooh, you gonna ask for grandpa @Satan's help? Make sure to prepare some cookies in advance! ^^)/

 

[blazjindanblue]

Ooooooh, you gonna ask for grandpa @Satan's help? Make sure to prepare some cookies in advance! ^^)/