I'm a wizard

BenJepheneT

Trans💜: Male™ to Alpha™™ Male™™™
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>out with mother in car
>sitting shotgun
>stop at traffic light
>stare at traffic light
>wait five seconds
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>turns green
>mfw
 

hauntedwritings

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At least you don't need to worry about being bored.
Why? Who knows. People seem kind of twitchy when it comes to wizardry and witchcraft. At least you won't be burnt at the stake for it anymore.
 

Alkareel

Cuisses de Grenouille
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It's a meme that's popularized by slime tensei 30 year old virgin you're a wizard, 35 you're a sage, 40 you're a great sage
I seriously don't know I'm out of the loop what's going on
It's a japanese thing, once you turn 30 as a virgin, you turn into a wizard. lmao

"The 30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard is an Internet legend stating that a person can be endowed with magical powers and become a "wizard" if they reach the age of 30 without engaging in sexual intercourse."
-But I'm pretty sure it originated from japan.
 

CadmarLegend

@Agentt's love is unrequited. *Sadness*
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>out with mother in car
>sitting shotgun
>stop at traffic light
>stare at traffic light
>wait five seconds
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>stays red
"Turn green"
>turns green
>mfw
Best game in the world!
 
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