In the shower

BenJepheneT

Light Up Gold - Parquet Courts
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>home from work
>go to room
>remember cool ass song I've heard from a decade ago
>miraculously remember the lyrics
>starts to take off clothes


"Some nights I stay up
Cashing in my bad luck
Some nights, I call it a draw"


>remove shirt
>flail it open like a stranded man asking for help on the rocks


"Some nights
I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off
"

>pull down pants and underwear
>fling them across the room like a flag


"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh-oh"


>strut towards the bathroom like I'm entering a WWE match
>stand under the shower cap


"What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"


>turn that puppy on to FULL BLAST

"anymORE, OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OH"


>scream like a mad man
>bang my feet on the ground
>seismic tremors shaking the bathwater into ripples


"OH-OH
OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OHA-OH
Oh-oh"


>shake body like a wet dog
>pent up testosterone swelling up
>shaft_master.jpg


"This is it, boys, this is war, what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?"


>water splashing down my bare chest
>heart thumping so hard it beats water droplets on my skin towards the bathroom wall at Mach 5
>wetter than a horny salmon
>sexyairguitar.mp4


"I was never one to believe the hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard, and I'm half as liked
But here they come again to jack my style"


>quickly calm down
>slap my crotch javelin to submission
>bounce head to piano
>close the tap
>reach towards the 2-in-1 shampoo-body wash bottles


"And that's alright (that's alright)
I found a martyr in my bed tonight
She stops my bones from wondering
Just who I am, who I am, who I am"


>rub all over my body sensually
>engage my shampoo commercial instincts
>greekgodsdna.exe
>would fuck myself in the mirror rn


"Yeaaaaah
Oh, who am I? Mm, mm"


>slap that lathered foam across my crotch and legs rn
>slap that tap like a Venezuelan money printer
>slap that virginal spanner back to life


"Well, some nights, I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again
Some nights, I always win, I always win"


>water blasting down my temple
>refreshed manhood emerges from the white bushes
>Patch Notes 1.04: M O T I V A T E D A N D E N G A G E D
>totem pole of impregnation grows another patch of Cadbury's Dark Forest


"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"


>wash of the remaining soap
>gash basher calms down again
>at this point I've recycled so many blood between my brain heart and balls I might have semen samples in my lungs
>prematurepostnutclarity.exe
>close that tap by an inch
>current went from River of Thames to River of Tame


"So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Washed my hands of that for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?
No, when I see stars
When I see stars, that's all they are"


>I don't know the lyrics at all
>be backup instead
>still sad as shit
>shut the tap down
>what's the fucking point
>depression virgin walk out of the bathroom
>wipe myself down like the shameful dog I am


"When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on
Oh, come on
Oh, come on
OH, COME ON"


>epiphany hits
>evolve from Stage 1 Nihilist to Nietzsche's Nihilist
>cock brain and heart agrees for one final run
>balls recieve two brain cells in exchange for cumming into my fucking arteries


"Well, that is it, guys, that is all
Five minutes in, and I'm bored again
Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands"


>monke.exe
>angrier than finding Godzilla having a three-way with Mrs. Kong and Mothra
>prance around the room like a leprechaun on speed
>freshly dried hymen inspector making Olympic Acrobatic stunts as I back flip onto my bed
>break the frame with my fat fucking ass
>pressure hits my rectum
>colon spikes the serve
>shit on the sheets
>don't care


"This one is not for the folks at home
I'm sorry to leave, mom, I had to go
Who the fuck wants to die alone
All dried up in the desert sun?"


>stamina bar depletes
>post nut clarity sets in one more
>out of blood
>out of shit
>out of adrenaline
>out of cum


"My heart is breaking for my sister
And the con that she called "love"
And then, I look into my nephews eyes"


>walk towards cupboard
>pull out fresh clothes
>look at fresh clothes


"Man, you wouldn't believe
The most amazing things
That can come from"


>realize those clothes came from old school days
>never grew out of it
>tfw growth spurt hits you prematurely
>used to wear those when going out with friends after school
>arcade visits
>cafe dominations
>fun times at the basketball court
>dissing among friends


"Some terrible liiiiiieeEEE
EEEEEEEIIIEEEEIEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIEEEIEEEEIIIIIIIISSSS"


>depression sets in
>realize those times are long gone
>everyone changed phone numbers
>off to college
>good times ain't coming back


"Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh"


>good times ain't coming back

"Oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh
Oh-oh"


>they're never coming back
>remember good times again
>suck it up
>you gotta move on
>put on clothes
>more good times await
>"keep on keeping on" - Kojima Kamisama


"The other night you wouldn't believe
The dream I just had about you and me
I called you up, but we'd both agree
It's for the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh"


>walk out of room
>enjoy_life_while_you_can.exe
>prepare for oncoming battles


"For the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh~"


>air_guitar.exe
>youcandoit.jpg
>smile

 
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Agentt

Thighs
Joined
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Messages
3,384
Points
183
>home from work
>go to room
>remember cool ass song I've heard from a decade ago
>miraculously remember the lyrics
>starts to take off clothes


"Some nights I stay up
Cashing in my bad luck
Some nights, I call it a draw"


>remove shirt
>flail it open like a stranded man asking for help on the rocks


"Some nights
I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off
"

>pull down pants and underwear
>fling them across the room like a flag


"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh-oh"


>strut towards the bathroom like I'm entering a WWE match
>stand under the shower cap


"What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"


>turn that puppy on to FULL BLAST

"anymORE, OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OH"


>scream like a mad man
>bang my feet on the ground
>seismic tremors shaking the bathwater into ripples


"OH-OH
OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OHA-OH
Oh-oh"


>shake body like a wet dog
>pent up testosterone swelling up
>shaft_master.jpg


"This is it, boys, this is war, what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?"


>water splashing down my bare chest
>heart thumping so hard it beats water droplets on my skin towards the bathroom wall at Mach 5
>wetter than a horny salmon
>sexyairguitar.mp4


"I was never one to believe the hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard, and I'm half as liked
But here they come again to jack my style"


>quickly calm down
>slap my crotch javelin to submission
>bounce head to piano
>close the tap
>reach towards the 2-in-1 shampoo-body wash bottles


"And that's alright (that's alright)
I found a martyr in my bed tonight
She stops my bones from wondering
Just who I am, who I am, who I am"


>rub all over my body sensually
>engage my shampoo commercial instincts
>greekgodsdna.exe
>would fuck myself in the mirror rn


"Yeaaaaah
Oh, who am I? Mm, mm"


>slap that lathered foam across my crotch and legs rn
>slap that tap like a Venezuelan money printer
>slap that virginal spanner back to life


"Well, some nights, I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again
Some nights, I always win, I always win"


>water blasting down my temple
>refreshed manhood emerges from the white bushes
>Patch Notes 1.04: M O T I V A T E D A N D E N G A G E D
>totem pole of impregnation grows another patch of Cadbury's Dark Forest


"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"


>wash of the remaining soap
>gash basher calms down again
>at this point I've recycled so many blood between my brain heart and balls I might have semen samples in my lungs
>prematurepostnutclarity.exe
>close that tap by an inch
>current went from River of Thames to River of Tame


"So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Washed my hands of that for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?
No, when I see stars
When I see stars, that's all they are"


>I don't know the lyrics at all
>be backup instead
>still sad as shit
>shut the tap down
>what's the fucking point
>depression virgin walk out of the bathroom
>wipe myself down like the shameful dog I am


"When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on
Oh, come on
Oh, come on
OH, COME ON"


>epiphany hits
>evolve from Stage 1 Nihilist to Nietzsche's Nihilist
>cock brain and heart agrees for one final run
>balls recieve two brain cells in exchange for cumming into my fucking arteries


"Well, that is it, guys, that is all
Five minutes in, and I'm bored again
Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands"


>monke.exe
>angrier than finding Godzilla having a three-way with Mrs. Kong and Mothra
>prance around the room like a leprechaun on speed
>freshly dried hymen inspector making Olympic Acrobatic stunts as I back flip onto my bed
>break the frame with my fat fucking ass
>pressure hits my rectum
>colon spikes the serve
>shit on the sheets
>don't care


"This one is not for the folks at home
I'm sorry to leave, mom, I had to go
Who the fuck wants to die alone
All dried up in the desert sun?"


>stamina bar depletes
>post nut clarity sets in one more
>out of blood
>out of adrenaline
>out of cum


"My heart is breaking for my sister
And the con that she called "love"
And then, I look into my nephews eyes"


>walk towards cupboard
>pull out fresh clothes
>look at fresh clothes


"Man, you wouldn't believe
The most amazing things
That can come from"


>realize those clothes came from old school days
>never grew out of it
>tfw growth spurt hits you prematurely
>used to wear those when going out with friends after school
>arcade visits
>cafe dominations
>fun times at the basketball court
>dissing among friends


"Some terrible liiiiiieeEEE
EEEEEEEIIIEEEEIEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIEEEIEEEEIIIIIIIISSSS"


>depression sets in
>realize those times are long gone
>everyone changed phone numbers
>off to college
>good times ain't coming back


"Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh"


>good times ain't coming back

"Oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh
Oh-oh"


>they're never coming back
>remember good times again
>suck it up
>you gotta move on
>put on clothes
>more good times await
>"keep on keeping on" - Kojima Kamisama


"The other night you wouldn't believe
The dream I just had about you and me
I called you up, but we'd both agree
It's for the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh"


>walk out of room
>enjoy_life_while_you_can.exe
>prepare for oncoming battles


"For the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh~"


>air_guitar.exe
>youcandoit.jpg
>smile
Sing this rapidly and this can be the next hit rap song
 

ArcadiaBlade

I'm a Lazy Writer, So What?
Joined
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Messages
880
Points
133
>Heads to the bathroom to take a bath.
>Greets the tentant of the bathroom "Bob The spider"
>Takes off clothes
>Starts bathing and began to contemplate your bad day again
>"Bruh, have you guys found anyway to kill our big brother?" Me1 in my mind talks
>"Are we still dealing with Second Bro?" Me2 talks back.
>"So about looking at that neighbor flashing her tits at us." Me3 be horny.
>"Wait, are we gonna write-" Me4 being the sane one remembers we are writers but suddenly been taken by two Me's as they threw him into the feeding chambers for the eldrich gods.
>"What are we talking about?" Me5 slumping on the floor waiting for death's embrace to take us again.
>"I dunno man. Maybe start singing or something to pass the time." Me6 pass the responsibilities like a father getting the milk.

>"Life is like a Lemon~ Squeezing you till your thrown away~" Starts making a song about life and abandonment.
>"So anyway, we go to that btches house, shank her and then steal her skin. Whose with me?" Me3 being looked like a creeper and a disturbing person.
>Everyone nodded and threw 3 to the feeding room as well.
>"Everyone! I Just discovered the date the corona virus will be cured!" Old me with a beard shows up and proclaims one of his visions in the future.
>"Protect the shaman!" All Me's shouted as tentacles began to expand on the feeding room as Me3 and 4's head began to popped up while melting away.

>Just singing while bathing.
>Me stops and just stares at a wall for a few minutes.
>Me forgetting what happen and continues bathing.

>"Old Man!" Me1 cries as mass of flesh, blood bones and limbs are scattered everywhere...
>"Apologies boy, I couldn't tell you the truth..." Old Me smiles while patting Me1's head.
>"B-but what will happen to us?" Me1 trying to struggle to live but Old Me just smiles at him as they both began to disappear as well as the scatter flesh.
>Me1 began to grow older as beard began to grow in him.
>"We will all disappear but a Shaman will continue to exist..." Old Me turned to dust as new Me's began to grow and suddenly bows to Me1
>Me's began to shout the shaman as Me1 takes the mantle and honor those who died.

>Me just wondering why am I bathing right now....
 
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