Is it okay if I beat my wife

[BenJepheneT]

in Mario Kart. I mean, it's fine and all but if she loses she beats me instead.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Yup knew it. thread by ben. i was wrong the last time, but never again!

 

[Sabruness]

 

[tiaf]

Either eat a loss or get beaten. It's a lose-lose situation.

 

[bananapink]

you should resign yourself bruh... or go kneel on washboard.

 

[Kotohood]

Sure man.

You can beat up whoever you want.

 

[binarysoap]

May I suggest a divorce?

 

[DaoFox]

May I suggest a divorce?

likely not serious enough for that.

have you considered threatening sterilisation? xD

 

[keitaro-sempai]

Depends on how proud are you?
Too much pride to lose on purpose
Too much pride to let a woman beat you
if your answer to both is yes, I suggest play another game

 

[HURGMCGURG]

It's okay, right up until the point where you decide to bully her in game. Don't send five red shells and a blue shell after her at the same time.
Also, if your wife does beat you, you just have to beat her back. Gender equality means that turnabout is fair play.

 

[gaylolis]

the same way as you beat your meat?

 

[Yorda]

You're married.

Beat her. She might like it.

 

[Zoey]

if she loses she beats me instead.

The real question is.
Do you like it?

 

[BenJepheneT]

The real question is.
Do you like it?

irrelevant question i just get beaten tats all

 

[BlueDream]

The real question is.
Do you like it?

Of course he likes it. Why do you think he is in the marriage for so long?

 

[BenJepheneT]

Why do you think he is in the marriage for so long?

cause she had mario kart

 

[Walk]

What's your Dexterity level?

 

[BenJepheneT]

Dexterity level?

im a quadriplegic Gimli

 

[Walk]

im a quadriplegic Gimli

From all the beatings? .... Goddamn man ... Your defense stats must be through the roof.

 

[BenJepheneT]

From all the beatings? .... Goddamn man ... Your defense stats must be through the roof.

funny, that's where she threw me