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BlackKnightX

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived the greatest procrastinator. His name has changed countless times, his real name nothing but a forgotten history. For the sake of this story, we'll be calling him...
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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One year, BlackKnightX had forced himself to get training under the alchemists in the effort to make something of his immortal procrastinating existence.
Unfortunately, one day, a carnival started parading through the town where he had been gathering supplies for his training. And well, of course he would want to join it. It's the carnival's fault for walking through the town, not his for completely abandoning his professor without a word to let them know.
Over the course of many lifetimes, even he, the greatest procrastinator, had a great knowledge of music. So he joined the carnival and plied his talents.
To his utter horror though, the head oracle was... doing what to the guests?___________...
 

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One year, BlackKnightX had forced himself to get training under the alchemists in the effort to make something of his immortal procrastinating existence.
Unfortunately, one day, a carnival started parading through the town where he had been gathering supplies for his training. And well, of course he would want to join it. It's the carnival's fault for walking through the town, not his for completely abandoning his professor without a word to let them know.
Over the course of many lifetimes, even he, the greatest procrastinator, had a great knowledge of music. So he joined the carnival and plied his talents.
To his utter horror though, the head oracle was... doing what to the guests?___________...
Competitive Tic-Tac-Toe. The loser has to buy the winner pizza!
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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Competitive Tic-Tac-Toe. The loser has to buy the winner pizza!
BlackKnightX gasped dramatically, pausing in the midst of his arias. How could they be doing Tic-Tac-Toe without him?! And there was no way in hell he wouldn't be getting that pizza! How could they even entertain the possibility of eating pizza without him?! The horror! He is the ultimate procrastinator, meaning he is practically a college student for eternity, thus like all college students, he is absolutely obsessed with pizza!
Facing off against him and the Oracle is the...___________...
 

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BlackKnightX gasped dramatically, pausing in the midst of his arias. How could they be doing Tic-Tac-Toe without him?! And there was no way in hell he wouldn't be getting that pizza! How could they even entertain the possibility of eating pizza without him?! The horror! He is the ultimate procrastinator, meaning he is practically a college student for eternity, thus like all college students, he is absolutely obsessed with pizza!
Facing off against him and the Oracle is the...___________...
Vampy
 

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By now, hours had passed in the games of Tic-Tac-Toe between the three: the Oracle, BlackKnightX, and Vampy.
The Oracle shouted at Vampy "There is no way I can lose!" her fists balled up on her lap. She was practically leaning over the game of 20 square by 20 square Tic Tac Toe, a fierce look in her misty purple eyes.
Vampy gave the Oracle a serious gamer look, locking blood-red eyes with the fortune teller as she grabbed her stout mug of the richest blood, draining it all in one gulp! She didn't look away even once! That's how cool she was.
BlackNightX sat there, the entertained spectator with a thick, cheesy pizza slice (no garlic of course) in hand.
"You got this!" he shouted enthusiastically, before tearing off a big hunk of pizza crust. To who he was shouting that for, nobody really knew, including himself. But it's the thought that counts.
Vampy leaned oh so close to the Oracle's face, their noses practically touching.
"Are you sure about that?" she asked. That simple question charged the air with unbearable tension!
The Oracle quirks her head ever so slightly, then the two both nod in unison.
With deep passion, they kiss! And the crowd goes wild!
The Tic Tac Toe game is knocked aside, all but forgotten.
A true procrastinator knows exactly when it is time to go, and so BlackKnightX takes his leave, knowing that a beautiful moment was created. A veritable saga of ferocious battle and romance powerful enough to sweep one off their feet.
And of course he takes a box of pizza to go into the indigo night.
 
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