Writing Prompt Make some blooper scenes for your characters

Scaletalon

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Pretty self explanatory. But to make this interesting, write this one in script format and don't use your characters' names for the heading of the dialogue but instead use the names for the actors portraying them and have the characters names to be used in the lines instead.
Also write this as if it were occurring on a movie set on Earth and not on some fictional world.
 

Frowfy

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Wow, that's a very challenging note. I have zero knowledge about movies or mistakes on set, lol, but I'm curious to see if someone can write something.
 

Hoshino

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I already have so many of these i can't explain.


Wait no is that the ultra max 90000 made in the 90s but is considered a modern device due to the people having negative intelligence.


Wait a minute. My hair color suddenly turned white, am i the protagonist?



This shit is too unrealistic i may be a webnoveld protagonist.Lets goo!!!!
Edge lord life here i come

Wair her hair turnned white does that main she is a harem member of mine or am i a harem member of her?

Wait his forehead looks like Obama's.

Lets goo!!! I finally killed that fucking annoying bastard who was speaking like the protagonist!
Gojo groans in pain as he tries crawl out but ofcourse i picked him up by the head and throwed him in the basketball hoop.
"Get dunked on!!"

Just like kamaza said i value gender equality.

Taylor Swift's breathing got rough as she looked down and let her guard down.
I didn't miss that moment to quickly use my gumo gumo no rocket to punch her in the groin.
"How...?How did i lose?,"she asked while barely keeping her eyes open.
"Skill issue," i said calmly as i unfollowed her social media accounts..
Taylor pupils dilated as she was too shocked.
"I see. Your one of those," she said with a taunting voice.
"Shut up. Bitch!"
i slapped her as i carried her to torture chamber.


“Sun jin woo!?
No way the one who leveld up solo?”

“Kim dokja!?
The master con artist.”


Lee Min-ho looked down at Kim Soo-hyun as he walked on the stage.
"You have been doing drugs?,"Kim Soo-hyun asked to Lee Min-ho.
“So what... Huh? Is it wrong being
a little elevated when life itself is a trip?” Lee Min-ho flicked his perfectly coiffed hair, striking a dramatic pose as if he were about to break into an impromptu K-drama monologue. The audience gasped. Kim Soo-hyun narrowed his eyes.


“You’re high right now?!” he shrieked, grabbing Lee Min-ho’s collar like a furious chaebol heir confronting his long-lost twin.


Lee Min-ho giggled. GIGGLED. Like a schoolgirl who just saw her crush take off his blazer in slow motion.


Kim Soo-hyun’s face turned red. “You are literally at the Baeksang Arts Awards! You—”


“I am an artist, Kim Soo-hyun,” Lee Min-ho purred, wagging a condescending finger. “Artists don’t follow rules. We transcend them.” He attempted to levitate. He did not succeed.


Security started approaching, but Lee Min-ho dramatically pointed at them. “DO NOT TOUCH ME! I AM A NATIONAL TREASURE!” He turned back to Kim Soo-hyun. “And you. You were my friend. My brother. But now... you are nothing but a corporate puppet.”


“I AM LITERALLY JUST SOBER,” Kim Soo-hyun barked. “THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME A PUPPET.”


“Tell me, Soo-hyun,” Lee Min-ho whispered, stepping closer. “Have you ever licked a flamingo?”


Kim Soo-hyun took a step back. “Wh—what?”


“That’s what I thought,” Lee Min-ho nodded sagely.


The audience was dead silent. A single cameraman was sobbing. Somewhere, a baby coughed.


And then, in one swift motion, Lee Min-ho ripped off his tuxedo to reveal a full sequined jumpsuit underneath. The crowd screamed as he sprinted toward the stage edge.


“STOP HIM!” one security guard yelled.


But it was too late.


Lee Min-ho launched himself into the audience like an EXO member on steroids, belly-flopping onto a startled Song Hye-kyo’s lap.


Kim Soo-hyun fell to his knees. “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!” he howled into the void.


Lee Min-ho stood up, blew a kiss to the horrified crowd, and declared:


I AM KOREA'S BEYONCÉ.



And then he disappeared into the night.

Christmas at the BTS dorm started like any normal holiday—until Jungkook decided to inject liquid nicotine into a gingerbread cookie “for science.”


“WHO ATE THE COOKIE?!” RM screamed when he found Jimin vibrating on the ceiling like a human light fixture.


“I CAN SEE TIME,” Jimin wheezed.


“You’ve ruined Christmas,” Jin sighed, stirring a pot of what was supposed to be mashed potatoes but now smelled like burning rubber.


Meanwhile, Suga was missing. Gone. Vanished. His last known words were, “I’m gonna go talk to the rats behind the 7-Eleven. They owe me money.”


J-Hope, wrapped in Christmas lights like a human burrito, was rolling on the floor whispering, “I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS SWAG.”


V was fully naked except for a Santa hat, standing on the balcony, screaming at passing cars. “WHERE IS THE NORTH STAR? I MUST FIND BABY JESUS.”


“Taehyung, get inside,” RM pleaded.


“I CAN SMELL COLORS.”


Suddenly, a CRASH.


Everyone turned.


Jungkook had accidentally set the Christmas tree on fire after trying to “give it a little trim” with a blowtorch.


Jin lost it. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”


“I HAVE IMPULSE CONTROL ISSUES,” Jungkook yelled back, trying to put out the flames by punching them.


Jimin was still on the ceiling. “DO YOU GUYS THINK SANTA DOES K-DRAMA CAMEOS?”


The fire alarm went off.


A random old man kicked down the door.


“WHO THE Fuck” J-Hope started.


“I AM SAINT NICHOLAS,” the man growled.


Everyone froze.


Santa pulled out a cigarette, lit it on Jungkook’s flaming tree, took a deep drag, and said, “Y’all got Henny?”


Jimin fell from the ceiling.


Suga walked back in, holding a live raccoon. “This is Bobby. He’s part of the family now.”


Jin’s eye twitched. “I am going to stab all of you.”


Then, out of nowhere, an ostrich ran through the front door.


No one owned an ostrich.


No one questioned the ostrich.


Santa took another drag of his cigarette and said, "Merry fucking Christmas.”


And then he vanished.


And that’s why BTS is banned from celebrating Christmas.

That was the random bts one shot that i wrote but never published it online.
 
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Envy looked at her witchhat. "Oh! I know! I'll be Eerie von Witchhat! Wait, what was the next line?"

"Eerie...You were supposed to say something about becoming an actress," Botty said.

"I see. By the way, why did they cast a robot as Mary? Where's the director of this place?"

"I'm here!"

"Director?" Envy asked the strange question mark.

"It is I! Anon! I shall be playing myself!"
 

Frowfy

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[SCRIPT - The legend of a hero]

Actors:
Demon King (Tuesday Addams).
Human Hero (Wednesday Addams).




"H-Human hero, prepare to pay for your sins!" said the little Demon King, striking an unbeatable pose.


"Cut!" the director shouted, her face filled with frustration.


"Tuesday, you're a Demon King. What kind of Demon King bites his tongue in the middle of his speech?"


"But these clothes are so embarrassing..."
Tuesday muttered, looking away.


"Should I remind you how much you're getting paid for this?"


"No, ma’am..."


"One more time!"





"Human hero! Pay for your sins!" the Demon King declared, her face flushed red, dressed in revealing clothes.


"Which sins?" the hero asked, her tone emotionless but slightly curious.


"W-What did you say...?" Tuesday looked around, confused. Those words clearly weren’t in the script.


She glanced at the director, but her stern expression remained unchanged, as if waiting to see where this would go.


"The lives of many demons reside in your filthy hands...!"


"All those demons attacked me first and even tried to kill me. Why am I being judged for defending my own life?"
the human hero said expressionlessly, her calm demeanor enough to make even the evil Demon King doubt his own argument.


"I-Is that so...?" the Demon King murmured, shifting uncomfortably.


"Instead… shouldn’t I be the one receiving compensation? It was your people who initiated the attack in the first place, wasn’t it?"


"Compensation...? Isn't that a bit much? You already used up all my allowance buying books last month..."


"Isn't it a king’s duty to compensate for his subordinates’ wrongdoings?"
the human hero stated solemnly, crossing her arms with an impassive expression.


She extended her hand expectantly.


The Demon King hesitated but eventually pulled out part of his allowance and placed it in the hero's palm.


"Is that all?" the human hero asked, her expression turning skeptical.


"I won’t give you more money!"


"Is this the compensation for all the life-and-death situations I’ve endured? Are my efforts worth just a few pennies?"



Her sharp gaze was as cold as a knife, sending a shiver down the Demon King’s spine.


"It’s not like that..." the Demon King tried to explain, but before she could say more, the black-haired hero cut her off.


"Do you still dare to call yourself a king?"


"..."


"Demons, in the end, are nothing more than irrational creatures. Maybe I was expecting too much..."



Wounded by the insult, the Demon King clenched his fists, then resolutely pulled out the remaining coins from his pocket and threw them at the hero.


"Here! Take your stupid money! Now get out!"


"May hell grace the wisdom of its Lord."


"Get out!!!"



The director watched the scene unfold, her eyes hollow with exhaustion.


How long until retirement?
 

AmbreaTaddy

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If I had to do bluppers, it would honestly just be the two main roles teasing each other because of their height (one is really tall and the other is really small). Like, you would see photos taken by paparazzis where the actress for the MC is resting her elbow on the other's head, or the other dying of laughter as the MC's actress bump her head on a door frame
 

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I would probably just have to convert some scenes in "Between Worlds" to scripts - pretty much kept in some of what would be considered bloopers... :D Not so much in the other stories. Might be a fun exercise with Jack Diamond though... maybe I'll do something there.
 

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Line Skipper: Tom Hardy
Archwizard: Bruce Lee
Elderly lady: Ethel Barrymore
Cashier: Lê Dương Bảo Lâm

The cashier is slowly scanning groceries of the elderly lady, Ethel Barrymore.
Archwizard Bruce Lee is interestedly looking at the products around him.
Tom Hardy runs past and slams a six-pack of beer on the conveyor.
Bruce Lee raises an eyebrow at him and Ethel Barrymore fixes him with her signature stern gaze.
Tom Hardy looks embarrassed.


Director: "Cut!"

Second try. This time Tom Hardy puts on a "thug" expression.
Tom Hardy: "What-cha lookin' at, man?"
Bruce Lee raises his second eyebrow.
The corner of Tom Hardy's lips twitches dangerously, but he maintains a serious expression.

Tom Hardy: "If you don't want beef, then put your da*n eyes elsewhere, man! And I know you h*lla don't want beef with me."
Bruce Lee almost smiles.
Tom Hardy does his best to guffaw.

Everyone wonders which nincom wrote this script and which sadist cast them for it.

Only Ethel Barrymore is still playing her demanding role of staring disgustedly at Tom Hardy.

Archwizard, with difficulty: "You skipped the line."
Cashier, with a drawl: "That's twenty-seven thirty-nine, Ma'am."

Ethel Barrymore nods and turns away.
Director thinks to himself that this shot is not too terrible. Ten more takes and it should...
Tom Hardy tries to put a hand on Bruce Lee's shoulder. Bruce Lee steps aside.

Director: "Cut..."

Third try. Bruce Lee stays stock still to allow Tom Hardy to touch him.
Tom Hardy: "You are real funny, man."
Tom Hardy attempts to squeeze Bruce Lee's shoulder hard. Bruce Lee cracks up.
Director: "Hah. Cut."

Fourth attempt. Bruce Lee carefully schools his impression as Tom Hardy squeezes his shoulder.
Tom Hardy: "But funny guys should be careful, you get what I'm saying? Not all jokes are to die for."

The director quits.
 

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Writing blooper require writing the characters doing acting themselves.

Youre trying to write characters that are trying to do acting to become another fcitional character for some movie production purposes. But its basically another stories of kids, teenage, or adults trying to do acting.

Its easy to write from scratch, if were just trying to write about an actor doing their job then they fail an act and it became blooper.

But if we're making one out of existing story, we have to imagine who's the actor doing these charactrs, who's the other actor doing the acting, and what kind of personality they have when they experience bloopers.

Probably it could be another fanfic. Altough making personality on the fly is okay-ish. No matter what personality they have and their background, Most actor and actress can easily adapt to their characters, as they're the trained professional and the expert at this.
 

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At the shoot of web series Effortless Dominion-

Cast:
Kang Do yun as 'The Vagabond' (MC)
Choi Ji ho as Seo Haon (ML)
Joon ki in a supporting role.

Bloopers:
Director is explaining the scene where ML has to do some actions in the air, the part where he is introduced in the series on a different planet. The green screen is ready, rigging system and tools ready and actor Choi Jiho is seen talking to director

Jiho: (acts ) so.... like I have to pin him down like this?

Director: you're sparring so you need to be in an active, fighting stance. Maybe add a few fake rapid exhales when you place the blade against his throat and smirk.

Jiho: yea *nods in confidence*

Director: Joon ki, ready?

Joon ki: whenever hyung's ready.

ACTION scene shooting starts, lights are dimmed elsewhere on the set.
In an oversized jacket, actor Do yun is standing in the corner. His presence is almost invisible. His eyes stared unblocked at the shooting scene,,

That sleek black bodysuit and calculated but vigorous movements, his body was flowing like an ideal fluid in physics, no viscosity, no friction. Like one end of new slik ribbon, waving in the wind, elegant and smooth.
His silky black hair follow his body movements creating a wave of their own. His golden eyes smirk very frequently, mocking the opponent in a playful way.
He dodges the strike promptly as his eyes shift to the right, maintaining eye contact with the opponent. He is somewhat enjoying even a fabricated spar match, giving a look as if he doesn't want the match to end. He is---

Secretary- HYUnG!!!!!!?? *somewhat shouts but it's far from the scene so it's fine*

Do yun- !!!!! *looks away in mischief*

Secretary- do you want to get cancelled!? You must want me to get scolded, I know that. But please stop running away from our makeup artists now. Your next scene is crucial and we can't afford to mess that up. It's going to take a lot of time....... *nagging continues*

*drags Do yun by his collar*
Do yun doesn't give up on sneaking a look even untill his left is still in the frame.


Lol Idk why I made this a bl even in bloopers😅😆
 

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How about a fan-fiction blooper scene - I thought of this one after watching the "final" fight between Peter and Sylar in the future in the first season of Heroes:

Peter shakes his right arm out and a ball of energy appears in his hand.
Sylar assumes a defensive stance and energy engulfs his hands.
Peter shakes his left arm out, an energy ball appears in his left hand ... and promptly falls to the ground.
Sylar laughs. Peter slaps himself in the forehead with his right hand and knocks himself unconscious.
Medical is called to the scene.
 
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