Mommy? Daddy?

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Some people on the forums just seem quintessentially mom or dad. Whether it be their classic love for their family or all of the help they give to authors all the way to being very, very mature or just the vibes their profile and book covers give off. This clearly important poll will, hopefully, answer who is the most parental of all here.

 

[LORD_SHAXX]

Me......dad

Hold on..... I need to go buy a pack of milk brb

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I vote momma Rakitan and Hans! I don't know how I became mom material? Hehe

 

[Aader]

@Hans.Trondheim gives me cool yet slightly drunk uncle vibes.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

@Hans.Trondheim gives me cool yet slightly drunk uncle vibes.

I can see that~

 

[Deleted member 54065]

@Hans.Trondheim gives me cool yet slightly drunk uncle vibes.

I can see that~

What is weird though, is that, even though I drink alcohol sometimes, I don't get drunk.

My brother though...one shot glass, and he's down.

 

[Lorelliad]

Hans doesn't wanna be a dad, I asked him to be my second one a long time ago

For that, I have resorted to calling him Uncle Hans, the next best thing

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

What is weird though, is that, even though I drink alcohol sometimes, I don't get drunk.

My brother though...one shot glass, and he's down.

I am also a lightweight. A glass of wine make me tipsy

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I am also a lightweight. A glass of wine make me tipsy

Looks like I can be employed as a spy in social functions.

In reality though, I'm just a broken-hearted uncle.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Is there a spot for "grumpy old grandpa who likes to flip his false teeth out of his mouth at small children just to watch them scream and run in terror"?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Corty]

Daddy Hans has a different ring to it....

 

[Rhaps]

Tromba sounds like the name of a cranky old grampa imo.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Daddy Hans has a different ring to it....

Ples don't. I still have to find a wife...

Well, I'm not looking though. My heart is crushed lately. Lol.

 

[Corty]

Ples don't. I still have to find a wife...

Well, I'm not looking though. My heart is crushed lately. Lol.

Then you remain Teddy Hans. It almost sounds like Daddy.

Although I won't call you that... It feels weird. So I'll remain using the Sailus-copyrighted "Bruh" callsign.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Then you remain Teddy Hans. It almost sounds like Daddy.

Although I won't call you that... It feels weird. So I'll remain using the Sailus-copyrighted "Bruh" callsign.

Got no problems with that XD

I'm good with 'Teddy Bruh'; I kill people with kindness.

 

[Aaqil]

Why is Vampy on this poll?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Why is Vampy on this poll?

Her Vampiric Majesty cares for her family, is it not?

 

[Aaqil]

Her Vampiric Majesty cares for her family, is it not?

They'd add an "my" to the end of "mom" when talking to her,
Vampy ain't no mother!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

They'd add an "my" to the end of "mom" when talking to her,
Vampy ain't no mother!

So uh...I should call her Vampy-my?

Okay, I shall commit sudoku for the corny-ness.

 

[Aaqil]

Okay, I shall commit sudoku for the corny-ness.

No.