Monkey's Paw

[Lys]

Utterly destroy the wish of the person above you, then make a wish of your own.

Example:
Rien: "I wish to conquer the world"
Saya: "Granted, but the way you conquer the world is by nuking it. You are the last person left alive.
I wish for an apple pie."
Rien: "Granted, but it's an apple pie made with apples affected by the fallout from me nuking the world.
I wish for Saya to become a nicer person."
Saya: "Granted, but I still hate you anyways."
...

(Names are taken from https://www.scribblehub.com/series/2567/me-and-myself-in-our-twin-world-conquest-reverie/)

 

[Lys]

I'll start
I wish for someone to read my original: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/2567/me-and-myself-in-our-twin-world-conquest-reverie/

 

[Ddraig]

I'll start
I wish for someone to read my original: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/2567/me-and-myself-in-our-twin-world-conquest-reverie/

Granted but no one else will ever read it afterwards.
I wish that all humans had cat/dog/wolf ears

 

[lnv]

Granted but no one else will ever read it afterwards.
I wish that all humans had cat/dog/wolf ears

Granted, but they will be placed on people's ass.

I wish Truck-san stop polling alternate worlds with protagonists.

 

[Lys]

Granted, but they will be placed on people's ass.

I wish Truck-san stop polling alternate worlds with protagonists.

Granted, but they'll pollute this world instead

I wish that I could draw

 

[Alverost]

Granted, but they'll pollute this world instead

I wish that I could draw

Granted, but you can only draw one straight line.

I wish for world peace.

 

[JustHANO]

Granted, but humans would be extinct.

I wish Santa was real.

 

[lnv]

Granted, but humans would be extinct.

I wish Santa was real.

Granted, but Satan will play the role of Santa.

I wish game lag existed in real life for everyone.

 

[mrsimple]

Granted, but Satan will play the role of Santa.

I wish game lag existed in real life for everyone.

Granted, but now Windows manages updating the world. (Prepare for an inconvenient reset.)

I wish to know what I am doing.

 

[Ddraig]

Granted, but now Windows manages updating the world. (Prepare for an inconvenient reset.)

I wish to know what I am doing.

Granted but you will be in coma forever and as such you will only know that you are in a coma.

 

[Ddraig]

I wish that Rito produces more excellent music

 

[Alverost]

I wish that Rito produces more excellent music

Granted but Riot declared bankruptcy.

I wish for a healthy life.

 

[Ddraig]

Granted but Riot declared bankruptcy.

I wish for a healthy life.

Granted but you will die the next day

I want a fullblown city on moon within a year where I am a citizen

 

[Alverost]

Granted but you will die the next day

I want a fullblown city on moon within a year where I am a citizen

Granted but the moon explodes.

I wish for unlimited supplies of games

 

[Ddraig]

Granted but the moon explodes.

I wish for unlimited supplies of games

Granted but all games are trash, unfinished mess and filled with microtransactions to the point where you need to spend millions just to play for an hour

 

[Ddraig]

I wish padoru meme never existed

 

[Alverost]

I wish padoru meme never existed

Granted but all memes disappear along with it.

I wish for eternal richness so I can be lazy all day long.

 

[mrsimple]

Granted but all memes disappear along with it.

I wish for eternal richness so I can be lazy all day long.

Granted, but it was the eternal richness of whatever you keep sipping... and you're already lazy, procrastinator!

I wish I understood cars better. (What the Hell does, "Check Charging System," mean? O_o)

 

[Alverost]

Granted, but it was the eternal richness of whatever you keep sipping... and you're already lazy, procrastinator!

I wish I understood cars better. (What the Hell does, "Check Charging System," mean? o_O)

Granted but car ceased to work and nobody can figure out why, not even you.

I wish for the ability to sing.

 

[lnv]

Granted but car ceased to work and nobody can figure out why, not even you.

I wish for the ability to sing.

Granted, though I didn't do anything. (you always had the ability to sing and didn't ask to sing good)

I wish the person who posts after me eats a living cockroach all by themselves.