Monkey's Paw

tiaf

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Granted, now black coffee is illegal.

I wish black coffee is legal.
Granted, but their taxes are unaffordable.

I wish my room had auto cleaning.
 

Yorda

Villainess Yorda the Virtuous Flower of Evil
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Granted, but their taxes are unaffordable.

I wish my room had auto cleaning.
Granted, but the room recognized your dirty fujoshi mind as unclean. Thus you were brainwashed.

I wish I had a lettuce wrap burger.
 

tiaf

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Granted, but the room recognized your dirty fujoshi mind as unclean. Thus you were brainwashed.

I wish I had a lettuce wrap burger.
Granted, the lettuce wasn’t cleaned properly.

I wish I had a barrier to shield my brain.
 

Yorda

Villainess Yorda the Virtuous Flower of Evil
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Granted, the lettuce wasn’t cleaned properly.

I wish I had a barrier to shield my brain.
Granted. You are now a heavily biased, mentally inflexible, blue, fujoshi fish.

I wish I didn't have food poisoning from dirty lettuce.
 

tiaf

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Granted. You are now a heavily biased, mentally inflexible, blue, fujoshi fish.

I wish I didn't have food poisoning from dirty lettuce.
Granted, instead of a stomach ache you bumped your head against something.

I wish I wasn't such a bad fish.
 

Yorda

Villainess Yorda the Virtuous Flower of Evil
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Granted, instead of a stomach ache you bumped your head against something.

I wish I wasn't such a bad fish.
Granted. You were never a bad fish to begin with. You were wonderful actually. However, you now taste delicious and people worldwide want to eat you.

I wish that my head still worked well. I have to write an essay right now.
 

GeriatricTools

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Granted. You were never a bad fish to begin with. You were wonderful actually. However, you now taste delicious and people worldwide want to eat you.

I wish that my head still worked well. I have to write an essay right now.
Granted, your head worked well, and you wrote the best essay you could have ever written... only for you to realize that when you handed it in, it turns into an essay titled, "The Most Delicious Fish in the world".

I am hungry, I wish to eat a blue fish.
 

HURGMCGURG

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Granted, your head worked well, and you wrote the best essay you could have ever written... only for you to realize that when you handed it in, it turns into an essay titled, "The Most Delicious Fish in the world".

I am hungry, I wish to eat a blue fish.
Granted, but it you get incredibly sick after eating it.

I wish I wasn't tired.
 

tiaf

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Granted, but it you get incredibly sick after eating it.

I wish I wasn't tired.
Granted, you are sleeping and left your work undone.

I wish I wasn't a delicacy.
 

Etsga

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Granted, you are sleeping and left your work undone.

I wish I wasn't a delicacy.
Granted, but you started growing sapphire all over your body and the whole humankind are now after your shiny gem-scales.

I wish to have my wish not granted.


- ProC
 
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tiaf

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Granted, but you started growing sapphire all over your body and the whole humankind are now after your shiny gem-scales.

I wish to have my wish not granted.
Your wish was approved, however, due to an early death your wish couldn’t be granted, which, in irony, fulfilled your wish.

I wish I had an item to conceal myself from my pursuers.
 

BenJepheneT

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Your wish was approved, however, due to an early death your wish couldn’t be granted, which, in irony, fulfilled your wish.

I wish I had an item to conceal myself from my pursuers.
Granted, now yo- wait, where did you-

Damn, I was gonna gift her this sick ass Bara link but well, guess she's not around.

I wish for snow.
 

HURGMCGURG

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Granted, now yo- wait, where did you-

Damn, I was gonna gift her this sick ass Bara link but well, guess she's not around.

I wish for snow.
Granted, but it's going to melt by tomorrow and it's too wet to enjoy.

I wish I had an extra pair of arms.
 

tiaf

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Granted, but it's going to melt by tomorrow and it's too wet to enjoy.

I wish I had an extra pair of arms.
Granted, you don’t have fitting clothes though.

I wish I had someone cook me a steak.
 
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