tiaf
ゞ(シㅇ3ㅇ)っ•♥•Speak fishy, read BL.•♥•
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Granted, you have nightmares forever.Granted, now you'll forever have bad days.
I wish I'm forever asleep.
I wish I had bubble tea.
Granted, you have nightmares forever.Granted, now you'll forever have bad days.
I wish I'm forever asleep.
Granted, it had bubbles because someone mixed soap in your tea.Granted, you have nightmares forever.
I wish I had bubble tea.
Granted.Granted, it had bubbles because someone mixed soap in your tea.
I wish caffeine didn't exist.
Granted. '^' now doesn't exist.Granted.
I wish this guy ^ doesn't exist.
Granted, now black coffee is illegal.Granted. '^' now doesn't exist.
I wish caffeine comes back into existence.
Granted, but their taxes are unaffordable.Granted, now black coffee is illegal.
I wish black coffee is legal.
Granted, but the room recognized your dirty fujoshi mind as unclean. Thus you were brainwashed.Granted, but their taxes are unaffordable.
I wish my room had auto cleaning.
Granted, the lettuce wasn’t cleaned properly.Granted, but the room recognized your dirty fujoshi mind as unclean. Thus you were brainwashed.
I wish I had a lettuce wrap burger.
Granted. You are now a heavily biased, mentally inflexible, blue, fujoshi fish.Granted, the lettuce wasn’t cleaned properly.
I wish I had a barrier to shield my brain.
Granted, instead of a stomach ache you bumped your head against something.Granted. You are now a heavily biased, mentally inflexible, blue, fujoshi fish.
I wish I didn't have food poisoning from dirty lettuce.
Granted. You were never a bad fish to begin with. You were wonderful actually. However, you now taste delicious and people worldwide want to eat you.Granted, instead of a stomach ache you bumped your head against something.
I wish I wasn't such a bad fish.
Granted, your head worked well, and you wrote the best essay you could have ever written... only for you to realize that when you handed it in, it turns into an essay titled, "The Most Delicious Fish in the world".Granted. You were never a bad fish to begin with. You were wonderful actually. However, you now taste delicious and people worldwide want to eat you.
I wish that my head still worked well. I have to write an essay right now.
Granted, but it you get incredibly sick after eating it.Granted, your head worked well, and you wrote the best essay you could have ever written... only for you to realize that when you handed it in, it turns into an essay titled, "The Most Delicious Fish in the world".
I am hungry, I wish to eat a blue fish.
Granted, you are sleeping and left your work undone.Granted, but it you get incredibly sick after eating it.
I wish I wasn't tired.
Granted, but you started growing sapphire all over your body and the whole humankind are now after your shiny gem-scales.Granted, you are sleeping and left your work undone.
I wish I wasn't a delicacy.
Your wish was approved, however, due to an early death your wish couldn’t be granted, which, in irony, fulfilled your wish.Granted, but you started growing sapphire all over your body and the whole humankind are now after your shiny gem-scales.
I wish to have my wish not granted.
Granted, now yo- wait, where did you-Your wish was approved, however, due to an early death your wish couldn’t be granted, which, in irony, fulfilled your wish.
I wish I had an item to conceal myself from my pursuers.
Granted, but it's going to melt by tomorrow and it's too wet to enjoy.Granted, now yo- wait, where did you-
Damn, I was gonna gift her this sick ass Bara link but well, guess she's not around.
I wish for snow.
Granted, you don’t have fitting clothes though.Granted, but it's going to melt by tomorrow and it's too wet to enjoy.
I wish I had an extra pair of arms.
Granted, but it is completely overcooked and burnt.Granted, you don’t have fitting clothes though.
I wish I had someone cook me a steak.