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Granted, though I didn't do anything. (you always had the ability to sing and didn't ask to sing good)

I wish the person who posts after me eats a living cockroach all by themselves.
Granted, but you'll be eating cockroaches for the rest of your life.

I wish to live a life without worrying about money.
 

Alverost

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Granted, but you'll be eating cockroaches for the rest of your life.

I wish to live a life without worrying about money.
Granted, money is now worthless. You have to worry about invading aliens.

I wish the ability to comfort other people well enough that they can forget about their problems.
 

Ddraig

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Granted, but you'll be eating cockroaches for the rest of your life
@Ledii cockroaches sure have it hard....

Granted, money is now worthless. You have to worry about invading aliens.

I wish the ability to comfort other people well enough that they can forget about their problems.
Granted but you lose your ability to think, emotions and memory a bit permanently every time you meet someone.

I want to be able to summon loyal ghosts anytime I wish
 

Hopetoread

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@Ledii cockroaches sure have it hard....


Granted but you lose your ability to think, emotions and memory a bit permanently every time you meet someone.

I want to be able to summon loyal ghosts anytime I wish
Granted but you will have no other contact with any other being for the rest of your existence

I wish for the greatest food dishes to be served to me weekly
 
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Granted but you have literally no time to breath because the food is stuffed in your mouth in large quantities without a break throughout the day.

I wish to win the last poster wins game.
 

AMissingLinguist

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Granted but you have literally no time to breath because the food is stuffed in your mouth in large quantities without a break throughout the day.

I wish to win the last poster wins game.
Granted, but a new thread is made, with the same rules.

I wish for 20 nuffies.
 

lilyWhiteRose

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You get 20 nuffies! but they're not really nuffies because the wish granter (me) has no idea what they are and can't be bothered to google it.

i wish i had a sandwich.
 

kenamoru

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Granted, but you wake up so early you get 1 second of sleep

Here is the wish that actually stall one of these games, as best as I remember it

I wish whoever grants my wish wishes the exact same wish as the wish in this post.
 

Bitter_Sweet

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Granted, but you wake up so early you get 1 second of sleep

Here is the wish that actually stall one of these games, as best as I remember it

I wish whoever grants my wish wishes the exact same wish as the wish in this post.
Granted, but I'll wish it later.

I wish for a cinnamon scented candle.
 

Wintertime

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Granted, but your cinnamon scented candle will never burn.

I want Winter to last all year round, all around the world.
 

friez

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Granted, you became the burning cinnamon candle.

I wish for a cake~
 

OddJamm

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Granted, you got a dirt cake with worms in it and grass.

I wish for a neverending, quick updating, interesting novel that will update last forever.
 

LotusLily

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Granted, your interests change and now that novel is the worst thing ever. It updates and overloads the internet infrastructure.

I wish I could draw.
 

Milk.Milkan

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Granted, but nobody will ever like ur style, even u.

I wish to become someone I wanna be.
 

OddJamm

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Granted but you'll damage your spine after the backflip and will never be able to move waist down.

I wish for an omelet.
 

LotusLily

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Granted, but it's from an egg you somehow laid.

I wish for all my student loans to be forgiven.
 

lnv

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Granted, but it's from an egg you somehow laid.

I wish for all my student loans to be forgiven.

Granted, but everyone else's student loans get transferred to you instead.

I wish to eat the square root of pie.
 
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