Monkey's Paw

[Agentt]

Granted, but the only thing you can eat are jelly filled donuts.

I wish for you to click this

Granted, but you are have a sense of humor of 5 years old.
I wish for my stove to fix itself.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you are have a sense of humor of 5 years old.
I wish for my stove to fix itself.

Says the guy that told me to say wiener. Granted, but it takes a really long time.

I wish for potato to be pronounced po-tah-toe

 

[Agentt]

Says the guy that told me to say wiener. Granted, but it takes a really long time.

I wish for potato to be pronounced po-tah-toe

Granted. Yay! That was your one chance of having a wish fulfilled and you wasted it.
I wish to put down my phone.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted. Yay! That was your one chance of having a wish fulfilled and you wasted it.
I wish to put down my phone.

I didn’t waste it, it was a very well thought out wish... Granted, but only for five seconds.

I wish for the ability to fall asleep instantly.

 

[Agentt]

I didn’t waste it, it was a berry well thought out wish... Granted, but only for five seconds.

I wish for the ability to fall asleep instantly.

Hehe, you weren't able to break my wish.
Granted, but only during boring lectures.
I wish for my eyes to get better

 

[Napelynn]

Hehe, you weren't able to break my wish.
Granted, but only during boring lectures.
I wish for my eyes to get better

Granted, but you had to steal someone else’s eyes

I wish for 50 metric tons of cheese.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but you had to steal someone else’s eyes

I wish for 50 metric tons of cheese.

Granted...I mean seriously? That thing will stink. Why do you even want that much cheese?
I wish to steal someone's eyes.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted...I mean seriously? That thing will stink. Why do you even want that much cheese?
I wish to steal someone's eyes.

Granted, but you’re now a wanted criminal

I wish for even more cheese.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but you’re now a wanted criminal

I wish for even more cheese.

Granted, but now you are infected by fleas
I wish for invisibility, including my clothes

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but now you are infected by fleas
I wish for invisibility, including my clothes

Granted, but you are now blind because the light can’t reach your eyes anymore

I wish to be able to manipulate space and time.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but you are now blind because the light can’t reach your eyes anymore

I wish to be able to manipulate space and time.

Granted, you have now become a non sentient time machine. You can only be used by others.
I wish to eat a really good veg sandwich

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, you have now become a non sentient time machine. You can only be used by others.
I wish to eat a really good veg sandwich

Granted, but you become addicted and that’s all you can eat from now on.

I wish for a towel.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but you become addicted and that’s all you can eat from now on.

I wish for a towel.

Granted, but now you feel weird using it for obvious reasons.
I wish to kill someone who is more powerful than me.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but now you feel weird using it for obvious reasons.
I wish to kill someone who is more powerful than me.

Granted, but you are now a wanted criminal.

I wish to have a lamp.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but you are now a wanted criminal.

I wish to have a lamp.

Not granted.
I wish for nothing

 

[Napelynn]

Not granted.
I wish for nothing

Granted, all your belongings exploded leaving you with nothing

I wish for everything

 

[Agentt]

Granted, all your belongings exploded leaving you with nothing

I wish for everything

Granted, here you go.
'everything'
I wish for a better phone for absolutely free without any problems

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, here you go.
'everything'
I wish for a better phone for absolutely free without any problems

Granted, but people stole it from you

I wish for a tornado

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but people stole it from you

I wish for a tornado

Granted, but you shall no longer be perfect.
I wish for lot's of money in my bank account

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you shall no longer be perfect.
I wish for lot's of money in my bank account

Granted, but you get arrested for theft

I wish for a big number to be written on my bedroom wall.