Agentt
Thighs
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- Oct 8, 2020
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...Granted, but you get arrested for theft
I wish for a big number to be written on my bedroom wall.
Granted, but, uhh, its..the number you hate the most.
I wish I wasn't arrested.
...Granted, but you get arrested for theft
I wish for a big number to be written on my bedroom wall.
Granted, instead, you are killed...
Granted, but, uhh, its..the number you hate the most.
I wish I wasn't arrested.
Granted, but you grow old and after crossing an age of 140, you are essentially paralyzed.Granted, instead, you are killed
I wish to be immortal
Granted, you already aren’tGranted, but you grow old and after crossing an age of 140, you are essentially paralyzed.
I wish I wasn't.
Granted, but everyone is now jealous of you.Granted, you already aren’t
I wish I had eternal youth
Granted, you now IGranted, but everyone is now jealous of you.
I wish I
Granted, you kGranted, you now I
I wish j
Granted but you forget what a bagel is.You do.
I wish for a bagel
Granted but it's warm on both sides.You.
I wish for a pillow.
Granted, you never have anxiety because you are deadGranted but it's warm on both sides.
I wish to never have anxiety
Granted, but the world shall remember you for bieng weird AF.Granted, you never have anxiety because you are dead
I wish to be llama
Granted, your body is now a beach.Granted, but the world shall remember you for bieng weird AF.
I wish to have a beach body.
Granted, you get a balloon. It floats in your hand.Granted, your body is now a beach.
I wish for a balloon
Granted, but they pop and your wish was wastedGranted, you get a balloon. It floats in your hand.
You've won. You've bested the monkey paw. You've expected every worse intention from the monkey paw and you've finally bested the bastard. You asked for a balloon and now you have a balloon. You revel in the victory within your arduous pursuit to game the system.
So congratulations, you've suffered through and through, all for the joys of recieving one, singular balloon. The monkey paw finger doesn't curl. It simply lays dormant, waiting for something else more worthwhile.
I wish for two balloons.
Granted, it's Godzilla. It killed you, plus a bunch more, and caused major property damage.Granted, but they pop and your wish was wasted
I wish for a pet dinosaur
Granted, but you can’t play it.Granted, it's Godzilla. It killed you, plus a bunch more, and caused major property damage.
.... I wish for... a good virtual pet game?
Granted.... but right after you are given it, you are struck by lightning for no apparent reason.... heheGranted, but you can’t play it.
I wish for an perfectly normal apple to be given to me in a perfectly normal way that won’t kill or harm anyone or anything in any way.