Monkey's Paw

[Yamemai]

Granted.... but right after you are given it, you are struck by lightning for no apparent reason.... hehe


I wish to wish that the person below me wishes to wish to wish that he/she wishes that they should have wished for something else.

That's confusing....
Granted, they had regretted not wishing for something else, in a prior wish.(?)

I wish people would word their wishes better, more understandably.

 

[furnace]

That's confusing....
Granted, they had regretted not wishing for something else, in a prior wish.(?)

I wish people would word their wishes better, more understandably.

Granted, everyone words their granting in a less understandable way.
I wish for friends who won't betray me.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, everyone words their granting in a less understandable way.
I wish for friends who won't betray me.

Granted, but first, you need friends.

I want to drink some water.

 

[Generik0]

Granted, but first, you need friends.

I want to drink some water.

Granted but you're from Africa.


I want to buy premium water.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted but you're from Africa.


I want to buy premium water.

Granted, it's from Africa.

I want to become European.

 

[TheTrinary]

Granted, it's from Africa.

I want to become European.

*that's where nestle gets it's water anyway you goof.

Granted, you are now a citizen of Belarus.

I want the P in pterodactyl to not be silent.

 

[BenJepheneT]

*that's where nestle gets it's water anyway you goof.

Granted, you are now a citizen of Belarus.

I want the P in pterodactyl to not be silent.

Granted, now the T is silent instead.

I want this door fixed.

 

[furnace]

Granted, now the T is silent instead.

I want this door fixed.

Granted, the wall has also been removed.

I want to go to space.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, the wall has also been removed.

I want to go to space.

Granted, you have to pay for it.

I want a cheese burger with no cheese.

 

[Generik0]

Granted, you have to pay for it.

I want a cheeseburger with no cheese.

Granted, you get the bun

I want to fix my bed.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, you get the bun

I want to fix my bed.

*Exactly what I fucking wanted*

Granted, you made a couch instead. It's not as bad as a monkey paw, but you'll never get quite used to it since it's a fucking couch, not a bed. Have fun shifting positions and trying not to fall over.

I want the next guy to have a good day.

 

[furnace]

*Exactly what I fucking wanted*

Granted, you made a couch instead. It's not as bad as a monkey paw, but you'll never get quite used to it since it's a fucking couch, not a bed. Have fun shifting positions and trying not to fall over.

I want the next guy to have a good day.

Thanks

Granted, the rest of your life will be terrible.

I want a death star which I am in full control of.

 

[tarreb]

Thanks

Granted, the rest of your life will be terrible.

I want a death star which I am in full control of.

Granted, but it will have an exposed exhaust port and your son shall lead a rebellion against you.

I want the Simpsons to be funny again.

 

[furnace]

Granted, but it will have an exposed exhaust port and your son shall lead a rebellion against you.

I want the Simpsons to be funny again.

Easy fix, I won't have a son.

Granted, they are all reruns.

I want to find a good book to read.

 

[Akivien]

Granted, but you will transmigrate to the book's world after reading it.

I wish for a cool duck friend.

 

[furnace]

Granted, but you will transmigrate to the book's world after reading it.

I wish for a cool duck friend.

What's so bad about it? You should have added an extra part about it being a terrible place for humans or something.

Granted, once you become the best of friends, someone will kill the duck and serve you a plate, and tell you the truth only after you have finished your meal.

I wish for the wish I just granted to never come true.

 

[Akivien]

What's so bad about it? You should have added an extra part about it being a terrible place for humans or something.

Mhmmmm you will become an entity that can't intract in any way with others.

 

[tarreb]

What's so bad about it? You should have added an extra part about it being a terrible place for humans or something.

Granted, once you become the best of friends, someone will kill the duck and serve you a plate, and tell you the truth only after you have finished your meal.

I wish for the wish I just granted to never come true.

Granted, but as a result no ducks shall have ever existed and never will.

I wish mosquitos didn't exist.

 

[furnace]

Granted, but as a result no ducks shall have ever existed and never will.

I wish mosquitos didn't exist.

Granted, we have super cockroaches which prey on humans.

I wish I was the super cockroach king.

 

[AliceShiki]

Granted, we have super cockroaches which prey on humans.

I wish I was the super cockroach king.

Granted, you're now super... For cockroach standards... Which is like... Still irrelevant enough to be killed with one stomp~
... Did I mention you became a cockroach? Yeah, you're a cockroach~

I wish for blindness~