Monkey's Paw

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, for 2sec.

I wish I had a flying bubble like a balloon to store heavy stuff in there, so that they are easy to transport. (Just like in One Piece.)

Granted but its floats so high that you gotta hit a blunt every time you summon them.

I wish I got a blunt.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted but its floats so high that you gotta hit a blunt every time you summon them.

I wish I got a blunt.

Granted, but it's not filled with drugs. It's just dried lettuce leaves

I wish I was loved.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but it's not filled with drugs. It's just dried lettuce leaves

I wish I was loved.

Granted, your love for yourself is unshakeable.

I wish I had tteokbokki.

 

[Zoey]

Granted, your love for yourself is unshakeable.

I wish I had tteokbokki.

Granted, but I made it with out the recipe.

I wish my alarm clock actually woke me up.

 

[binarysoap]

Granted, but I made it with out the recipe.

I wish my alarm clock actually woke me up.

Granted, but it will wake you up arbitrarily in the middle of the night every day too.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but it will wake you up arbitrarily in the middle of the night every day too.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

Granted, now you're tired but you can't sleep.

I wish I had a clock.

 

[Zoey]

Granted, now you're tired but you can't sleep.

I wish I had a clock.

Granted, your clock is a handsome buff dude with a clock for a face that you need to feed. also he's nude and won't except clothes.

I wish for more bread based media.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, your clock is a handsome buff dude with a clock for a face that you need to feed. also he's nude and won't except clothes.

I wish for more bread based media.

Granted, but they're all wholemeal bread.

I wish for less wholemeal bread in my diet.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted, but they're all wholemeal bread.

I wish for less wholemeal bread in my diet.

Granted, but it's been replaced with semen.

I wish I liked eating salad.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but it's been replaced with semen.

I wish I liked eating salad.

Granted, now bacon kills you.

I wish I was killed.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted, now bacon kills you.

I wish I was killed.

Granted, but they bring you back to life afterwards.

I wish I my work was completed.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but they bring you back to life afterwards.

I wish I my work was completed.

Granted, but you have to redo it.

I wish I could do without sleep.

 

[Zoey]

Granted, but you have to redo it.

I wish I could do without sleep.

Granted, but now your an addict for prepubescent boy blood.

I wish that whenever someone said "Grow a pair" a new pair a balls would grow on their balls. Oh and make there penis shrink while your at it.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted, but now your an addict for prepubescent boy blood.

I wish that whenever someone said "Grow a pair" a new pair a balls would grow on their balls. Oh and make there penis shrink while your at it.

Granted, but when it's used on women, they become a futanari.

I wish I never wrote this wish.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but when it's used on women, they become a futanari.

I wish I never wrote this wish.

Granted, now you sing your wish.

I wish upon a star.

 

[Nahrenne]

Granted, now you sing your wish.

I wish upon a star.

Granted, but the celebrity completely ignores you and your wish.
'-'

I wish for confidence to work on my story again.

X

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but the celebrity completely ignores you and your wish.
'-'

I wish for confidence to work on my story again.

X

Granted, but instead of confidence, you're lacking time.

I wish for more sunshine.

 

[Nahrenne]

Granted, but instead of confidence, you're lacking time.

I wish for more sunshine.

Granted, the ozone layer is no more and the planet gets cremated by the sun!
\o/

I wish for more time!
>w<

X

 

[tiaf]

Granted, the ozone layer is no more and the planet gets cremated by the sun!
\o/

I wish for more time!
>w<

X

Granted, we all were cremated with the planet. The dead have plenty of time.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, we all were cremated with the planet. The dead have plenty of time.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Granted, now you'll forever have bad days.

I wish I'm forever asleep.