furnace
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Granted, your social profiles have all been hacked and are now all named græy.Granted, but lamps don't work around you.
I wish to be græy
I wish that the world ends tomorrow.
Granted, your social profiles have all been hacked and are now all named græy.Granted, but lamps don't work around you.
I wish to be græy
Granted, Kepler-42069 has been struck by a large asteroid.Granted, your social profiles have all been hacked and are now all named græy.
I wish that the world ends tomorrow.
Granted, you are now the sole surviving dog beastperson living in a world dominated by your arch nemesis the cat beastpeople.Granted, Kepler-42069 has been struck by a large asteroid.
I wish to be a dog
granted, but they live in a different world from you.I wish that beastpeople were true.
Granted, the globe is the size of a pebble. The human race remains unchanged. You all fucken die for faster wifi.granted, but they live in a different world from you.
I wish galactic internet speed for the whole globe.
I grant.Granted, the globe is the size of a pebble. The human race remains unchanged. You all fucken die for faster wifi.
I wish.
Granted, now all college rooms are filled with large amounts of hot steam, cooking everyone in classI grant.
I wish that my college's ban on Steam is lifted.
Granted, mandatory schooling is extended to the age of 23 now.Granted, now all college rooms are filled with large amounts of hot steam, cooking everyone in class
I wish that college/university didn't exist
Granted, it shorts your house every time you turn it on.Granted, mandatory schooling is extended to the age of 23 now.
I wish for a blue lamp.
Granted, you now get an acorn made of doughGranted, it shorts your house every time you turn it on.
I wish for a doughnut.
Granted, you now get an acorn made of dough
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Granted, you are also now trapped in an impossible world with and extremely angry eldritch deity. May you survive lord fluffybutts wrath.Granted, the person named Every praises and worships Lord Flyffybutt
I wish for Lord Fluffybutt to be vanquished from all possible worlds.
Granted, you now have an eternal hard-on. You can't get off unless it's pictures of cats. It will never subside. You'll have to replenish your fluids and energy with supplements and copious amounts of water. It's a pain in the ass but hey, you're very happy and very much in love with cats.Granted, you are also now trapped in an impossible world with and extremely angry eldritch deity. May you survive lord fluffybutts wrath.
I wish to be no longer depressed
Granted, but you have a militant vegan as an owner.Granted, you now have an eternal hard-on. You can't get off unless it's pictures of cats. It will never subside. You'll have to replenish your fluids and energy with supplements and copious amounts of water. It's a pain in the ass but hey, you're very happy and very much in love with cats.
I wish to be a dog.
Granted, but everyone takes it the wrong way. You tell them to wear a shirt, they put them on like socks.Granted, but you have a militant vegan as an owner.
I wish people would take my advice
Granted, an evangelist knocks at your door and offers you salvation if you convert to their religion, this now happens every day.Granted, but everyone takes it the wrong way. You tell them to wear a shirt, they put them on like socks.
I wish for salvation.
Granted, it's black meat, and it's coming by the truckloads.Granted, an evangelist knocks at your door and offers you salvation if you convert to their religion, this now happens every day.
I wish for meat.
Granted, but it's in the form of breast milk from TheTrinary for you.Granted, it's black meat, and it's coming by the truckloads.
I wish for sustanence.
Granted, 但是所有东西都用华文写。Granted, but it's in the form of breast milk from TheTrinary for you.
I wish for the next comment to stop making sense.
Granted, but it is armpit flavoredGranted, 但是所有东西都用华文写。
我要吃冰淇凌。