Mother Nature Throwdown

[HURGMCGURG]

HIV because humans can't cure it.

Platypuses because they can't get HIV.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Platypuses because they can't get HIV.

Komodo Dragons because they lay cooler eggs.

 

[binarysoap]

Komodo Dragons because they lay cooler eggs.

Penguins, because they lay the coolest eggs

 

[tiaf]

Penguins, because they lay the coolest eggs

Chicken, because they lay edible eggs.

 

[Wretch]

Chicken, because they lay edible eggs.

Turtles, because what comes out of their eggs is cuter.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Turtles, because what comes out of their eggs is cuter.

Ducks, because what comes out of their eggs are tastier.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Ducks, because what comes out of their eggs are tastier.

Swans, cause they'll kick duck ass.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Swans, cause they'll kick duck ass.

Turkeys, cause' they're bigger asses.

 

[Wretch]

Turkeys, cause' they're bigger asses.

Peacocks because they have better plumage.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Peacocks because they have better plumage.

Mongooses, because they eat Peacocks.

 

[Wretch]

Mongooses, because they eat Peacocks.

Snakes because they eat mongooses.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Snakes because they eat mongooses.

Birds, cause they eat snakes

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Birds, cause they eat snakes

Cats, because they eat birds.

 

[Wretch]

Cats, because they eat birds.

Humans, because they can tame cats with food. (most of the time.)

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Humans, because they can tame cats with food. (most of the time.)

Lions, because they can't tame that cat with food. (Most of the time.)

 

[Wretch]

Lions, because they can't tame that cat with food. (Most of the time.)

Tigers, because they're bigger and fiercer than lions.

 

[Myewphi]

Tigers, because they're bigger and fiercer than lions.

Catnip, cause no matter how big the kitty, its still just a kitty

 

[Wretch]

Catnip, cause no matter how big the kitty, its still just a kitty

Scissors, they cut catnip.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Scissors, they cut catnip.

Crabs, because they can snip and are actual animals.

 

[Wretch]

Crabs, because they can snip and are actual animals.

Mantis shrimp, because they are so dangerous that they cant even be kept in most aquariums (they need a special shatterproof glass) and could squash a crab of any size.