Pineapple on Pizza is criminal.

Lloyd

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If you put pineapple on pizza you should be locked up in prison for the rest of your life, or at the very least executed for your crimes. Who's with me?
 

owotrucked

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If you put pineapple on pizza you should be locked up in prison for the rest of your life, or at the very least executed for your crimes. Who's with me?
Making pineapple pizza illegal would be counter productive and only encourages degenerates to form secret societies where they hid in basements to eat smuggled pineapple pizzas.

The only proper way to stop these sick peasants is to heavily tax pineapple pizzas, propaganda sensitization campaigns, and make pineapple pizza eating booth where they can be publicly shamed
 

Lloyd

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Making pineapple pizza illegal would be counter productive and only encourages degenerates to form secret societies where they hid in basements to eat smuggled pineapple pizzas.

The only proper way to stop these sick peasants is to heavily tax pineapple pizzas, propaganda sensitization campaigns, and make pineapple pizza eating booth where they can be publicly shamed
What about creating some kind of pizza secret police?
 

Alfir

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Life sentence? And even possibly a death sentence? Scary.
Anyways... you have no jurisdiction so too bad. Also... The Pineapple Revolution Army shall not let this stand!
 

Alfir

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When others are hating pineapple on pizza, I am hating pineapple pen. what is wrong with me?
 
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