Please answer the following question!

ConansWitchBaby

Da Scalie Whisperer
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cover in soap
death roll in a tub of water
wipe with old clothes
stand outside till get arrested
get clothed by cops
repeat next day
 

Zirrboy

Fueled by anger
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i only shower under the piss streams of gods
 

T.K._Paradox

Was Divided By Zero: Looking for Glovebox Jesus
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Step One: Get off the internet for more than 30 minutes.

Step Two: careful go out from your mothers basement, as your stench is the reason she is in a coma.

Step Three: Carefully drive an 18-wheeler with a trailer attached through your house.

Step Four: Exit the 18-Wheeler after causing mass destruction to your home. (Water piping should be destroyed at this point spring water in the air, if not drive the the truck around for a bit more till you get a fountain effect.

Step Five: Grab detergent, bleach, and fabric softener so you can do laundry at the same time.

Step Six: Dump all the liquids on you.

Step Seven: Shriek in unbelievable pain because you just poured bleach on to yourself and it is burning your orifices.

Step Eight: Roll around in pain the pool of water

Step Nine: Pass out from said pain.

Step Ten: Wake up in hospital with terrible chemical burns; but you are finally clean!
 

WarJoy

Well-known member
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I would write how you take a shower in all necessary steps. An instruction to an alien or a robot. After thinking for a while there are too many steps to taking shower for my lazy ass to write it.
 
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