Please give me your best elaborate insults

[Emi_the_Fairy]

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was busy watching some paint dry.

All I'm getting from this is that I wasted my time talking to you.

I don't know how you did it, but you're more vacuous than a black hole.

 

[KiraMinoru]

When you were born, you gave the universe its first regret.

 

[Armored99]

When you die, no one will touch your body but everyone will use a shovel.

 

[Cipiteca396]

Ba-ka...

Though you must be a masochist to ask for something like this.

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

Ba-ka...

Though you must be a masochist to ask for something like this.

Such allegations couldn't be further from the truth.

 

[SailusGebel]

I can't translate an insult I came up with.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Your mother had you because she forgot to wipe after anal.

If you gave me two bullets and you were lined up with Hitler, Ted Bundy, and Chris chan, I would shoot you twice

Chris chan

as much as you hate a guy, at least spare one bullet for chris chan.

you'll spare the fellow female inmates that'll potentially share cell.

 

[KiraMinoru]

When you were writing this story did you have a flashback about the time your mother dropped you on your head as a child?

 

[K5Rakitan]