"Where did you pick up this cat?"
Floridian swamp cat.
Alternate ending:"Where did you pick up this cat?"
"I don't know. I found him in my back yard."
Cat: Hissssss
"Oh fuck, Debra! It ate my arm!"
Dragon? Smaug?I don't need to, you already have it pictured in your head as you read this.
Floridian swamp cat.