Potato Laptop games

[AkalE]

I've played very few games in my lifetime. And 90% of them (including Minecraft) were on phone.
Do you have any games that can run on my potato laptop.
preferable something that takes a lil' strategy. But I'll take anything.

Bonus point for cheap games!

 

[weakwithwords]

Spoiler: oops!

I don't play this anymore as I didn't reinstall it after my last factory reset. The fun lasted while I was having fun.

Scrap Clicker 2 - Apps on Google Play

A new incremental Clicker Game!

play.google.com

This one, I'm still playing. I just erase the data and start from scratch whenever it gets stale.

Inflation RPG - Apps on Google Play

100LV UP from just 1 battle! highest levels within a limited number of battles!

play.google.com

// playing on a phone (originally: were on phone)
... got stuck on my mind since I'm currently still stuck with using a phone that I forgot the rec req was for potato laptop games!

Hmm, I think the only games I played on my own currently net-disabled underpowered laptop were text-based browser games like Candy and Candy 2. The dev gave up on paid hosting so they're now only available on github, iIrc.

 

[Generik0]

Rimworld
Escapist? (1,2)
Game Dev Tycoon?
Terraria?
Undertale
Starbound
Stardew Valley
Celeste (Never played but said to be suitable for low-end PC and laptops)
Civilization 5(Never played but suitable for potatoes)
Age Of Empires 2 (Although got from less legal sources)
Portal
Half-Life 2 I guess (Worked on my potato pc)



Most of these got from less legal sources for free but I don't want to encourage you to do so.

 

[Kerric]

If you're looking to strategy game on a potato laptop you may want to look into classic 4x.

Masters of Orion 2, Star Trek Birth of the Federation (abandonware), take a look at GoG for dos/win3.1 games that may catch your fancy as well.

Classics shouldnt cost more than a few dollars each and if they are abandonware you'll be able to find the installer for free easily

 

[K5Rakitan]

If you're into adult games, I recommend Nutaku.

 

[Mihou]

If you're into adult games, I recommend Nutaku.

What is the genre for that o.o

 

[BenJepheneT]

What is the genre for that o.o

Mostly match 3 and management puzzle games with porn on the side as an incentive. Think farmville but with the lowest amount of skill needed for the highest amount of reward. It's built for coomers, after all.

Besides, it's not like you can't look up "Booty Calls Sex Scenes" on Google. Nutaku games don't offer much besides the token hentai chicks. If you really want a porn game, I'd recommend just watching porn.

I've played very few games in my lifetime. And 90% of them (including Minecraft) were on phone.
Do you have any games that can run on my potato laptop.
preferable something that takes a lil' strategy. But I'll take anything.

Bonus point for cheap games!

Krunker.io

For a browser shooter it gets really fucken competitive at times

 

[weakwithwords]

Raki5 & BenBen recommending porn to a minor ... choco cereal! *chaika-is-shocked*

Well, crap. I forgot what I wanted to write.


... so, you have five million potatoes powering your laptop?

 

[gogo7966]

Krunker.io

For a browser shooter it gets really fucken competitive at times

i have spent many hours playing that on shitty school pc's during breaks, would definitly recomend

 

[BenJepheneT]

i have spent many hours playing that on shitty school pc's during breaks, would definitly recomend

I remember being one of the few cool kids who knew about krunker when everyone else was playing agario. I would descend upon those plebian and introduce them to a poison nobody else knew.

 

[Chaos_Sinner777]

If you like strategy I'd love to recommend Creeper World, I found it on steam a while back, but way before that even I played it on Armor Games or some such website. It's basically a Tower Defense game where the enemy is water. Which, sounds weird, I know. But it is pretty addicting. And sometimes challenging even. I just went and checked on steam. The first two games are like five bucks, though the third jumps to fifteen. And apparently there's a fourth in the works now, so I'll need to look into that.

 

[BenJepheneT]

league of legends, might i add. it's the definitive poor man's DOTA. it runs on even the shittiest of PCs. fucking windows XP with 2 gb ram and run that with consistent frames

 

[ieatwood]

Langriser 1 and 2
Trails in the sky 1 to 3
Age of empire
Warcraft 3 (a really old RTS game but really good)
Celeste
Bloodstain Ritual of the Night

 

[RedPanda]

Rollercoaster Tycoon 1
Its a bit old but still good!

Can you post your computer’s specifications?

 

[weakwithwords]

Rollercoaster Tycoon 1
Its a bit old but still good!

Can you post your computer’s specifications?

Oi! Asking someone to describe their potato ... that's personal!


"Why are you eating a potato?!" (Attack on Titan)

 

[AkalE]

Spoiler: oops!

I don't play this anymore as I didn't reinstall it after my last factory reset. The fun lasted while I was having fun.

Scrap Clicker 2 - Apps on Google Play

A new incremental Clicker Game!

play.google.com

This one, I'm still playing. I just erase the data and start from scratch whenever it gets stale.

Inflation RPG - Apps on Google Play

100LV UP from just 1 battle! highest levels within a limited number of battles!

play.google.com

// playing on a phone (originally: were on phone)
... got stuck on my mind since I'm currently still stuck with using a phone that I forgot the rec req was for potato laptop games!

Hmm, I think the only games I played on my own currently net-disabled underpowered laptop were text-based browser games like Candy and Candy 2. The dev gave up on paid hosting so they're now only available on github, iIrc.

Those android games look promising too. I might give it a try

Krunker.io

For a browser shooter it gets really fucken competitive at times

I hate that game.... I'm going to play till I win at least once

 

[AkalE]

Rollercoaster Tycoon 1
Its a bit old but still good!

Can you post your computer’s specifications?

How do I find them exactly? And is it safe

Rimworld
Escapist? (1,2)
Game Dev Tycoon?
Terraria?
Undertale
Starbound
Stardew Valley
Celeste (Never played but said to be suitable for low-end PC and laptops)
Civilization 5(Never played but suitable for potatoes)
Age Of Empires 2 (Although got from less legal sources)
Portal
Half-Life 2 I guess (Worked on my potato pc)



Most of these got from less legal sources for free but I don't want to encourage you to do so.

If you're looking to strategy game on a potato laptop you may want to look into classic 4x.

Masters of Orion 2, Star Trek Birth of the Federation (abandonware), take a look at GoG for dos/win3.1 games that may catch your fancy as well.

Classics shouldnt cost more than a few dollars each and if they are abandonware you'll be able to find the installer for free easily

Thank you good man.

If you're into adult games, I recommend Nutaku.

Nope. Nope... Nope... not even gonna google that

Langriser 1 and 2
Trails in the sky 1 to 3
Age of empire
Warcraft 3 (a really old RTS game but really good)
Celeste
Bloodstain Ritual of the Night

Yikes so many games to choose from O.o

 

[BenJepheneT]

How do I find them exactly? And is it safe




Thank you good man.


Nope. Nope... Nope... not even gonna google that

Yikes so many games to choose from O.o

I can give you a good site to find all of those games for a very, very, VERY low price. PM me.

 

[RedPanda]

How do I find them exactly? And is it safe

Steam

 

[HonestMistake]

Potato laptop? Same. Try Lord of the Rings, Battle for Middle Earth 1&2. Base game is pretty good, but the mods are absolutely fantastic and transform the game into a AAA title. Also, available for.......free....if you know where to look. Another is the Dawn of War series, but only the first game. Once again, mods keep this game awesome (and way better than the sequels). Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars and Red Alert are some more good options. After that, try KeeperRL. Its a pixel Adventure/Dungeon Keeper style game. Still in alpha, but it is amazing! Also, pretty cheap, with some good mods. Another cheap pixel type RTS/factory managment is Mindustry. Star Wars: Empire at War is another good title kept alive by mods. For FPS titles, check out the Star Wars Battlefront titles. The original ones (and the only decent ones). Another FPS series to check out is the Stalker series. First game is the best, and the next 2 are pretty good. But, once again, the mods created for the game is amazing.