Recycle person keeps placing the can in front of my mailbox.

TheEldritchGod

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I had a neighbor who hated leaves. He would rake constantly. He LOATHED dead leaves on the ground. But he couldn't stand putting them ont he curb, so he would rake them into a box and at 2 am in the morning, he would sneak around the neighborhood and dump the leaves at the curb in front of other people's houses. including mine.

I created a monster in d20 3.0/3.5 called the Leaf Wight. When a druid who is obsessed with an immaculate lawn dies. An undead creature that killed trees with a touch, then rakes up all the leaves when they fall off and hides the leaves all over the countryside. If you find the leaf wight hiding leaves, it tries to kill you. You can distract it by scattering leaves.
 

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I had a neighbor who hated leaves. He would rake constantly. He LOATHED dead leaves on the ground. But he couldn't stand putting them ont he curb, so he would rake them into a box and at 2 am in the morning, he would sneak around the neighborhood and dump the leaves at the curb in front of other people's houses. including mine.

I created a monster in d20 3.0/3.5 called the Leaf Wight. When a druid who is obsessed with an immaculate lawn dies. An undead creature that killed trees with a touch, then rakes up all the leaves when they fall off and hides the leaves all over the countryside. If you find the leaf wight hiding leaves, it tries to kill you. You can distract it by scattering leaves.
Why not do the petty thing, collect said leaves, and at 6AM, scatter said leaves into his gutters.
 

TheEldritchGod

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Why not do the petty thing, collect said leaves, and at 6AM, scatter said leaves into his gutters.
I moved a long time ago.

But the one time I was coming home late and caught him doing it, I did point it out, and...

This was a broken man. I mean, REAL OCD, not FauxCD Real OCD is crippling. FauxCD is when you fake having OCD so you can bitch about stuff. This guy was just pathetic.
 

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I had a neighbor who hated leaves. He would rake constantly. He LOATHED dead leaves on the ground. But he couldn't stand putting them ont he curb, so he would rake them into a box and at 2 am in the morning, he would sneak around the neighborhood and dump the leaves at the curb in front of other people's houses. including mine.

I created a monster in d20 3.0/3.5 called the Leaf Wight. When a druid who is obsessed with an immaculate lawn dies. An undead creature that killed trees with a touch, then rakes up all the leaves when they fall off and hides the leaves all over the countryside. If you find the leaf wight hiding leaves, it tries to kill you. You can distract it by scattering leaves.
Game: Leaf Blower Revolution
 
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