Registration for best pick up line contest

[Agentt]

The reward is none!
But nevertheless, write one or more, but no less pick up lines below, and soon,we shall do a poll to see which is best.

So jog up that author brain, and tell me the cheesiest, the funniest, the most ASMR kind of pick up lines.

Let me be the honorable one to start this, with my entry,

"You are small, but I am smaller, and that makes the whole world a better place."
-Agentt to a girl who was complaining she wasn't leveled up enough in an RPG

 

[Amok]

"Hey pal, welcome to prison. Them call me Joey and I jus' looove MLP. Lemme show you why friendship is magic."

 

[KiraMinoru]

Are you Uranus?
No, why?
Because I want to fuck Uranus.

 

[DarkGodEM]

"Whether you love me, or hate me, I'll be taking you to heaven tonight either way."

 

[Agentt]

"Whether you love me, or hate me, I'll be taking you to heaven tonight either way."

....I'll be threatened

 

[DarkGodEM]

....I'll be threatened

smiles with a knife pointed at you

 

[Archwizard]

Don't bite your lips, I will do that for you.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Hi sugar, life's full of regret, wanna have one with me?

 

[LostLibrarian]

This is evolving into a "worst pick up line"-contest... and fast.

 

[BenJepheneT]

"Hey girl, you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to finish this."

 

[Agentt]

"Hey girl, you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to finish this."

.....wut?

 

[Agentt]

Is that a deez nuts joke?

 

[MissPaige36]

The reward is none!
But nevertheless, write one or more, but no less pick up lines below, and soon,we shall do a poll to see which is best.

So jog up that author brain, and tell me the cheesiest, the funniest, the most ASMR kind of pick up lines.

Let me be the honorable one to start this, with my entry,

"You are small, but I am smaller, and that makes the whole world a better place."
-Agentt to a girl who was complaining she wasn't leveled up enough in an RPG

I think there’s something wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number in it

 

[TotallyHuman]

*activates cringe*

Hey, are you a closeted furry? Because I don't believe that anybody can be as perfect as you seem, and this seems like the only plausible explanation that would make sense.

They should put you away from society, otherwise cannibalism will run rampant. You just look so delightfully delicious.

Why are you walking? You definitely deserve to have yourself carried across the ground.

Do you wanna go and maybe have breakfast together?

*dies from cringe overdose*

 

[Paul_Tromba]

So I've never been on a date. However, my brother is an active playboy so I'll use his two go-to pick-up lines.

"If you sit on my face I can accurately guess your weight." and "Nice tits. wanna fuck?"

 

[Bartun]

I really suck with pick-up lines but how about this?

"In the sky are the stars, and in the fields, the grass. How about my sausage in the middle of your ass?"

 

[BenJepheneT]

Hey, you.

Yes, you've read enough cringe for one sitting.

Here's some big breasts to cleanse the eyes and soothe the soul; a little breather before you continue your journey

P.S: Don't try those pick-up lines on them. Trust me, it's more for your own good.

 

[greyblob]

Is that a deez nuts joke?

you have to eat all of the eggs

 

[Echimera]

I won't even ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven. Instead, how about we finish the job and make sure we both end up in hell together?

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

Get in the van.