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- Nov 16, 2021
I'm kinda sad rn. Can you guys/gals tell me some jokes? Thank you
Ok, now THAT is funnyIf you say milk in any form of English sign language while moving your hands past your eyes it's a pun for pasteurized milk.
A man walks into a bar and on the counter is a large pot of cash and spare change with the note "bet" on it. This man asks the bartender what the betting pool was for and the bartender replies "It's going to whoever can make my horse laugh." The man accepted the challenge with a nod, giving him a small wad of cash, and went outside to the bartender's horse. From inside the bartender watched as the man said something to the horse which caused the horse to laugh. Once the man had returned he gave him his winnings and they went about their business. Well, the next day the man returned and saw a new jar filled with some cash. "This new betting pool is for anyone who can make my horse cry." The bartender said before the man could ask. Handing him another wad of cash, the man went outside to the horse and caused the horse to cry on the spot. "What have you been doing to make him laugh and cry?" The bartender asked with genuine confusion. "I made him cry by telling him that my dick was bigger than his and I made him cry by showing him." The man replied with a grin.
Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. We're the laughingstock of Southeast Asia as of the moment.I don't know why, but that's sad and funny at the same time
At least, it's better off if your people won't elect buffoons like him again.Nope, but just an incompetent leader and our economy spiraling down again.
The last time we did was an orange i heard. This time is a senior that people joke has dementia. The next one will probably be a senior duck with a caterpillar hairstyle that wears diapers. But you are right, its not as bad as other places.At least, it's better off if your people won't elect buffoons like him again.
How about a kind, honest, patriotic, competent, and godly convicted thief?The last time we did was an orange i heard. This time is a senior that people joke has dementia. The next one will probably be a senior duck with a caterpillar hairstyle that wears diapers. But you are right, its not as bad as other places.