Sarcastic description of what happened in your story today. (Mega Thread)

[Paul_Tromba]

Not something I wrote recently but I'm editing it so it's fine. The characters got beat up by a barber.

 

[CrazyKid21]

MC made a deal with the devil to get revenge on those who wronged her. Instead of doing something about it, she just gloats about the past and mopes around all day.

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

My bitch of a space officer almost killed three kidnappers as they tried to flee through a space pod. Sure, you could argue they were criminals, but the girl has no accountability for her gruesome actions. Someone needs to put her in her place.

 

[georgelee5786]

MC has a minor breakdown because his leader doesn't care about anything

 

[melchi]

MC met with a girl who went to the river and took her beaver upstream to pick out a good spot for a dam.

 

[doravg]

My prince captured a princess. But he is gay...

 

[RynnTheTired]

My MC met a big, scary gryphon!

...who promptly got herself stuck in a tree and needed to be rescued. Because that's totally a thing that big, scary monsters do.

 

[Aiyoki]

My MC Ran from a fight while carrying a goblin, was partially involved in causing said goblin to faint, punched a brick wall with her bare fist in the presence of a rescue and medical relief helper, and then proceeded to run back to the fight she'd originally been running away from...

 

[Magma_Quartz]

My MC almost got killed over a game of knockoff Kahoot.