Showers or baths

Shower or Bath


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DarkeReises

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Once I'm not lazy enough to actually get out of my bed(so pretty much every other day now that it's summer break, and I don't sweat much so it's okay) I take a shower. baths are annoying.
 

Szaku

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prefer showers to bathing but honestly the depression has killed my desire for either.
 

DarkeReises

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prefer showers to bathing but honestly the depression has killed my desire for either.
Brother/sister need a hug? Or maybe a bath of liquid helium? Or homemade c4?
 

DarkeReises

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or maybe cyanide? I think that's illegal tho. I'm totally down for a shower of cyanide
Showers shouldn't be tainted with such vile chemicals. Keep it pure. And by pure, I mean sex-filled. Actually bath sex is probably better than shower sex, japanese style too.
 

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or maybe cyanide? I think that's illegal tho. I'm totally down for a shower of cyanide
Risin is cheaper to make and far more lethal. Just use large quantities to accelerate the process since the death is way too painful.
 

peelsdeeni

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Showers shouldn't be tainted with such vile chemicals. Keep it pure. And by pure, I mean sex-filled. Actually bath sex is probably better than shower sex, japanese style too.
I've always thought this tho, wouldn't the foam get into the, ya know, when your having sex
Risin is cheaper to make and far more lethal. Just use large quantities to accelerate the process since the death is way too painful.
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DarkeReises

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I've always thought this tho, wouldn't the foam get into the, ya know, when your having sex

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That's why I said japanese, at least portrayed in anime, cause they wash and then relax in a bath, so it'd work better with less risk of Soap Pain™ which fucking SUCKS. Plus if a girl asked to wash my back I'd marry them then and there anyways.
 

peelsdeeni

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That's why I said japanese, at least portrayed in anime, cause they wash and then relax in a bath, so it'd work better with less risk of Soap Pain™ which fucking SUCKS. Plus if a girl asked to wash my back I'd marry them then and there anyways.
if only life was so easy.
normies die :cautious:
I'll take you up on tha offer! oh wait, you said normies. fuck
 

K5Rakitan

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Usually shower, but I got some bubble bath I've been meaning to enjoy.
 

Redemit

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Is your objective to get clean or to relax? If it's to relax go ahead and take a bath if it's to get clean take a shower after all going into a bath is just sitting in a tub of water filled with your own filth all you're really doing is taking the filth from your butt and stuff and putting it in new places the only way I'll take a bath is if I can take a shower immediately before or after to wash said filth away down a drain
 

ArcadiaBlade

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I don't have shower or bathtub. Where do I stand for the scoop gang?
 

BenJepheneT

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where's my wipe-yourself-with-raggedy-cloths-ripped-from-old-baby-clothes gang
 

DarkeReises

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where's my wipe-yourself-with-raggedy-cloths-ripped-from-old-baby-clothes gang
It honestly pains me to know that there have to be people in the world that actually have to do this.
 
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