Smut Kind of sucks.

Anon2024

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Come on you guys, scribblehub, pornhub?

ya’ll know why they both have “hub” in common don’tcha?
In Dune, the line "until penis was firmly clasped in vagina" was used to describe sex. The audiobook version is hilarious because it's said by this nice old man who sounds like a friend describing an uncomfortable business handshake. I don't write smut partially for this reason.
I thought it was due to religious reasons. Also I don’t think your style of writing is good for smut.

Unless dry British smut gets popular somehow.
 

K5Rakitan

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You need to earn more experience points in the bedroom to write good smut.
 

Schultz_von

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In Dune, the line "until penis was firmly clasped in vagina" was used to describe sex. The audiobook version is hilarious because it's said by this nice old man who sounds like a friend describing an uncomfortable business handshake.

First of all, that sentence sounds like a ship going to a docking procedure
Second, did it work? did you get horny when you heard it?
To this day, that scene in Evangelion still haunts me :blob_shock:
what's wrong? you don't like Fanta?
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Paul_Tromba

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First of all, that sentence sounds like a ship going to a docking procedure
Second, did it work? did you get horny when you heard it?

what's wrong? you don't like Fanta?
End of Evangelion | Anime Meme on ME.ME
No.
Come on you guys, scribblehub, pornhub?

ya’ll know why they both have “hub” in common don’tcha?

I thought it was due to religious reasons. Also I don’t think your style of writing is good for smut.

Unless dry British smut gets popular somehow.
My religion does have a fair bit to do with it. The Dune bit did make smut even more uncomfortable than it already was for me. As for whether dry British smut becomes popular or not, It will among dry British people.
 
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