Someone claims your thigh.

[melchi]

Your friend and you are driving and they say that your thigh is the best and claim it. How do you respond to this awkward turn of events?

 

[Rhaps]

As someone who got into situation before, monetize my thighs, if they want to have them then have to pay a subscription.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Of course I got the best thighs. Let 'em have it.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

I see what you're doing.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Tell them "Get your own d*****d bucket of chicken. Or trade me a breast for this perfect thigh. Either way works."

 

[melchi]

I see what you're doing.

I don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

I don't know what you are talking about.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Your friend and you are driving and they say that your thigh is the best and claim it. How do you respond to this awkward turn of events?

My response: I light-heartedly chuckle, smiling but trying not to smile too big, and say, "Kinky~ I didn't know you were into that... but I don't mind!" *sticks tongue out* *grins*

 

[Kalliel]

If the friend is a hot girl, then it's fine, but if it's a guy, I'll crash the car.

 

[beast_regards]

Wait. That's illegal...

 

[K5Rakitan]

These thighs are for my son to sit on. You're too late!

 

[CharlesEBrown]

These thighs are for my son to sit on. You're too late!

You're slipping. That is at least a 2* answer... at least...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Hey, @melchi am I your best friend?

 

[melchi]

Hey, @melchi am I your best friend?

Oh my... O_O

 

[georgelee5786]

I claim his hand and chainsaw it off

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Oh my... O_O

 

[LilRora]

That would depend on the person. In most cases, brush it off with a laugh or a weird look. In some cases, have a minor heart attack.

 

[Jocelyn_Uasal]

How do you respond to this awkward turn of events?

Ask if they prefer their thighs breaded or glazed

 

[theInmara]

Your friend and you are driving and they say that your thigh is the best and claim it. How do you respond to this awkward turn of events?

"You're gonna lick it, right?"

"What?"

"To claim it you have lick it. Make it yours. Otherwise someone else might get it first."

"Right now?"

"Well, we are driving, so maybe when we get home. But you better be fast. The dog likes to give kisses, too. He got the other thigh yesterday."

 

[Nolff]

Your friend and you are driving and they say that your thigh is the best and claim it. How do you respond to this awkward turn of events?

As someone who got into situation before, monetize my thighs, if they want to have them then have to pay a subscription.

Of course I got the best thighs. Let 'em have it.

I see what you're doing.

Tell them "Get your own d*****d bucket of chicken. Or trade me a breast for this perfect thigh. Either way works."

I don't know what you are talking about.

My response: I light-heartedly chuckle, smiling but trying not to smile too big, and say, "Kinky~ I didn't know you were into that... but I don't mind!" *sticks tongue out* *grins*

Everyone: Monetize thigh, being selective to who touches and who doesn't

Me, being unbiased to male/female: