Someone claims your thigh.

[JayMark80]

I'd say, "Get your own thigh. I spent too much time with thigh master to get this good just for you to claim it. You lazy butt."

 

[cabbag3]

Everyone: Monetize thigh, being selective to who touches and who doesn't

Me, being unbiased to male/female:

I like how the general response of people when having their thigh claimed by someone else can easily be generalized into 2 types. lol

 

[Nolff]

I like how the general response of people when having their thigh claimed by someone else can easily be generalized into 2 types. lol

I mean, look, You either monetize your own stuff or get those dirty ahh hands off you.

 

[2wordsperminute]

Depends on the gender. A fellow bro? I accept. Maybe even add a joke on top of it. A woman? Well, the car has a passenger side eject button for a reason.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Depends on the gender. A fellow bro? I accept. Maybe even add a joke on top of it. A woman? Well, the car has a passenger side eject button for a reason.

Your car has a what.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Depends on the gender. A fellow bro? I accept. Maybe even add a joke on top of it. A woman? Well, the car has a passenger side eject button for a reason.

This person gets it

 

[fcures]

The steering wheel goes 90⁰ to the right at 60 mph 🗣

 

[TaciturnHuman]

If that friend is Hannibal Lecter I shoot to kill.

 

[RedMuffin]

Me: "Buddy, muffins don't have thighs. You know, I borrowed these for the duration of my lifetime from someone else too."

 

[Azurea_Mystis]

The harsh sun beats down on the air conditioned starship, but only because we are now in the Nevada desert in the middle of the hottest summer in 127 Earth years. I stop the starship in midair, beaming Karthenemien down, tied up, in the middle of nowhere. You may not claim the thighs of Deokorveleophaneimikeiviel, the 31st Arthoaneiphex Supreimynen, without having the power to claim them.

 

[Nolff]

Hold on a minute.

@fcures @TechnologicalHuman @RedMuffin @Azurea_Mystis

Did you guys necro'd this thread?

 

[RedMuffin]

Hold on a minute.

@fcures @TechnologicalHuman @RedMuffin @Azurea_Mystis

Did you guys necro'd this thread?

 

[TaciturnHuman]

It's not my fault
I'm not to blame

 

[Clo]

I would register the touch.

Then, when safe to do so, would turn my head slightly to look at it.

Then I would focus on driving.

My poker face and lack of reaction, positive or negative, is possibly the best thing I can do to troll back the other person in the car.

 

[fcures]

Hold on a minute.

@fcures @TechnologicalHuman @RedMuffin @Azurea_Mystis

Did you guys necro'd this thread?

Not my problem

 

[Azurea_Mystis]

It's not my fault
I'm not to blame

It was the gypsy girl
The witch who set this flame!

 

[Nolff]

Hmm...

It's not my fault
I'm not to blame

mmm...

I would register the touch.

Then, when safe to do so, would turn my head slightly to look at it.

Then I would focus on driving.

My poker face and lack of reaction, positive or negative, is possibly the best thing I can do to troll back the other person in the car.

He be like: 'Well, this is awkward.'

Not my problem

It was the gypsy girl
The witch who set this flame!

Aren't you one of her followers?

 

[HiroXV]

I'll sue them for trying to conquer my land. My thigh, my place. GET OFF.

 

[Iloveshovels]

One) Are they a Dude
Two) homie scale
Three) I have two friends. I would not allow it.

 

[Stemcells]

Your friend and you are driving and they say that your thigh is the best and claim it. How do you respond to this awkward turn of events?

So it's you and who- i mean me and which friend of mine...let me think