BenJepheneT
Light Up Gold - Parquet Courts
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Alright kids, gather round' here, Uncle 'Tard only have about 5 minutes before the bleeping thing on my ankle alerts the darn coppers of my escape again. They won't let me within 5 mile radius within children your age but what do they know, eh?
So, it's Valentine's Day. The one day where the collective population temporarily becomes Doomers and Doomrettes, and couples become what we shall now deem as insufferable Normies™.
Uncle 'Tard's gonna give you the best pick-up lines so you can either join the ranks of the Normies™ or stay as your Doomer state forever. For this one day, you get to verbally harass women and women can make men create suicide pacts of lonesomeness.
Sorry girls, these lines are specifically for the frankfurters' use but do contribute if you got some sick lines that makes our telephone poles grow.
So, it's Valentine's Day. The one day where the collective population temporarily becomes Doomers and Doomrettes, and couples become what we shall now deem as insufferable Normies™.
Uncle 'Tard's gonna give you the best pick-up lines so you can either join the ranks of the Normies™ or stay as your Doomer state forever. For this one day, you get to verbally harass women and women can make men create suicide pacts of lonesomeness.
Sorry girls, these lines are specifically for the frankfurters' use but do contribute if you got some sick lines that makes our telephone poles grow.