Tea or coffee?

Ai-chan

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Coffee. No one in Ai-chan's coffee club who have been drinking a cup of coffee since they were teens are balding or have cancer. The myth of restlessness has been a complete exaggeration. Ai-chan is not restless and Ai-chan drinks 2 cups a day, but instead of being super active or irritated, Ai-chan is very lazy and pretty much in the zen zone. Ai-chan likes mocha, but too much mocha gives Ai-chan a headache. So Ai-chan prefers a homebrew from roasted beans plain without sugar.

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Anon_Y_Mousse

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How about putting coffee in tea? Unless it's fruit tea, I like those pure and with some nata de coco

I drink both and like them cold rather than hot, strangely enough.
 

Soleil

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Tea are merely boiled leaf.

Then, if you ask me to decide between beans on hot water or leaves on hot water, I'd choose leaf because it seems more elegant that way xD
 

HokuouTenrou

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Why not both? Cawfee or gween tee.
For real though, probably slightly more towards tea, thanks to green tea latte (and I've been drinking milk coffee since forever?)
 

K5Rakitan

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They both have their merits. There is more variety with tea, and I like variety, so I'll generally go with tea.
 

Daitengu

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Born in southern USA. It's gotta be sweet iced tea. As an adult I have went beyond that, but still tea. Green, jasmine, and black are the three main teas I drink.
 
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