The 4th horseman of bad English

[Agentt]

What would be the 4th horseman of Bad English given here are the rest three.

1. God, I love autism season.

2. The song was pretty good, but the raper messed up his part.

3. I am going to be a F1 racist when I grow up

 

[Paul_Tromba]

4. What do you mean that most grammar rules only apply circumstantially because English just takes it's words from other languages?

 

[Forestbear]

4. Pronouns? Fuck that, just wing it! He should understand what she said,even if she was a he in the first sentence.

 

[Legi0n]

4. Why can't you be spoken as you are read?

 

[Cipiteca396]

4. Red reads a red reed route, but I once read a reed root.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Just get some EN translation of some Chinese Manhua

 

[K5Rakitan]

4. Pronouns? Fuck that, just wing it! He should understand what she said,even if she was a he in the first sentence.

I vote for this one!

 

[Eclectic_Asininity]

4. Pronouns? Fuck that, just wing it! He should understand what she said,even if she was a he in the first sentence.

It wouldn't surprise me if the ones guilty of this are just ripped from NovelAI and the """""""""""""(((author)))""""""""""""" did the bare minimum editing (if any).

Or it's just another "English isn't my first language." which I'm starting to think is used as an excuse to have a lower amount of grammatic criticism.

 

[SapphicSounds]

What are you actually even talking about I feel I feel like I'm having a fucking stroke right now.

Edit: okay nvm I get it now.

 

[gaylolis]

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Just get some EN translation of some Chinese Manhua

Usually like the translations are like worse than MTL

 

[Le_ther]

Usually like the translations are like worse than MTL

Usually hence translations the like mtl but worse

 

[Cipiteca396]

Usually hence translations the like mtl but worse

...Can I vote for this as the 4th horseman?

 

[Gibbs505]

I raze you ...

 

[Agentt]

I raze you ...

The forth one has an explanation, W was originally written as UU, hence the name, double-u. But stupid calligraphers thought such a round letter looks silly and began writing it as w instead of uu

 

[Zinless]

I am literally* dying right now.

 

[Ssthat]

minor spelling mistak

 

[Paul_Tromba]

5. Always use any and every contraction because contractions can even be contracted. This is also how a fair bit of people in South Eastern America speak.

I am going to do that now
I'm gonna do that now
I'mm'a gonna do'it
I'mm'a do'it
I'mm'a d'it

 

[georgelee5786]

4. buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

 

[Mephi]

I before E; except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.