The counting thread

BenJepheneT

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In this thread we count. Starting from one to how many we can count to before the sun explodes and dries up our salmons.

How do you count?

Anyway you like.

Numbers. Roman numerals. Pictures. Riddles. Inside jokes. Water bottles. Maths equations. Memes. Horse penises lines up and pinned up your ass. Dry cum streaks on your wall. Any way, any time, any how.

I'll start.

 

ZynGrand

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One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One (1 (One )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 

Generik0

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Uno Laba Saddex Afar Shan Shan Lix Toddoba Siddeed Sagaal Toban iyo Kow iyo Toban iyo laba iyo toban saddex iyo toban afar iyo toban shan iyo toban lix iyo toban Todobo iyo toban iyo sideed iyo tobnaad sagaal iyo labaatan labaatan labaatan labaatan labaatan labaatan labaatan labaatan labaatan shan iyo labaatan lix iyo labaatan labaatan labaatan sideed labaatan sagaal soddon qof Toddoba soddon siddeed iyo soddon sagaal afartan afartan kow iyo afartan iyo laba iyo afartan sadex iyo afartan iyo afartan shan iyo afartan iyo lix iyo afartan iyo afartan iyo sideed iyo afartan iyo konton konton iyo konton iyo laba iyo konton iyo sadex iyo konton afar iyo konton iyo shan iyo konton lix lixdan iyo lixdan lixdan iyo sadex iyo sadex Lixdan Lixdan Lixdan Lixdan Lixdan Lixdan Lixdan Lixdan Lixdan Sideed iyo Lixdan Sagaal iyo Todobaatan Toddobaatan iyo Kow iyo Todobaatan Labaatan Toddobaatan Iyo Toddobaatan Afartan Iyo Toddobaatan Lix iyo Toddobaatan Siddeed iyo Siddeetan Siddeetan Siddeetan Sideed Siddeed iyo Siddeetan sagaal iyo sagaashan iyo sagaashan Mid sagaashan iyo laba iyo sagaashan iyo saddex iyo sagaashan iyo afar iyo sagaashan iyo shan iyo sagaashan lix iyo sagaashan iyo todoba iyo sagaashan sideed iyo sagaal ty Sagaal Hal Hun.

Laakiin inta aynaan u gudbin boqollaalka soo socda. Aan ka hadalno kafaalaqaadkeena.

Fiidiyowga maanta waxaa kafaala qaadaya Raid Shadow Legends, oo ah mid ka mid ah cayaaraha ugu waawayn ee lagu ciyaaro moobiilka ee 2019 waana gabi ahaanba bilaash! Waqtigan xaadirka ah ku dhowaad 10 milyan oo isticmaale ayaa ku soo biiray Raid lixdii bilood ee la soo dhaafay, waana mid ka mid ah ciyaaraha ugu xiisaha badan fasalkiisa oo leh moodello faahfaahsan, deegaanno iyo qaabab 60 siman u ah animations labaad! Dhammaan kooxda heysata ciyaarta ayaa loo habeyn karaa qalab gaar ah oo beddelaya boobka istiraatiijiga ah iyo awoodahaaga! Madaxda gododku waxay leeyihiin xirfado qosol leh oo iyaga u gaar ah oo ay ku muujinayaan xisbiga iyo istiraatiijiyad kaamil ah si ay uga hor maraan iyaga baashaal badan! Waqtigan xaadirka ah oo in ka badan 300,000 dib u eegis lagu sameeyay, Raid wuxuu kudhowaad dhibic kaamil ah kaheystaa Play Store! Bulshadu si xawli ah ayey u kordheysaa muuqaalka cusub ee dagaallada kooxaha ayaa hada nool, xitaa waxaad ka heli kartaa kooxdeyda banaanka garoonka! Way fududahay in hadda la bilaabo barnaamijka qiimeynta ee loogu talagalay ciyaartoy cusub waxaad helaysaa abaalmarin maalinle ah oo galitaan ah 90-ka maalmood ee ugu horreeya ee aad ciyaarta ku ciyaarayso! Marka maxaad sugeysaa? Tag sharaxaadda fiidiyowga, guji xiriiriyeyaasha gaarka ah waxaadna heli doontaa 50,000 oo lacag ah iyo horyaal bilaash ah oo bilaash ah iyada oo qayb ka ah barnaamijka ciyaartoyga cusub si aad safarkaaga u bilowdo! Nasiib wacan oo halkaas ayaan kugu arki doonaa!

Hada waan soo noqonay Saano shisheeye kuma nihin inaan jeclaano Waad ogtahay qawaaniinta anigana sidoo kale Ballanqaad buuxa waa waxa aan ka fikirayo Tan kama heli doontid nin kale Waxaan rabaa inaan kuu sheego sida aan dareemayo Waan ku fahamsiinayaa Marna ha is dhiibin Weligaa waligaa ha kaa dhigin Marna ha cararin oo ha kaa tagin Waligaa ha kaa ooyin Weligaa ha dhihin macsalaameyn Weligaa been ha sheegin oo ha ku dhaawicin Muddo dheer ayaan is naqaanay Qalbigaagu wuu xanuunayey laakiin waad ka xishoonaysaa inaad tiraahdo Gudaha waxaan ku garaneynaa waxa socday Waan ognahay ciyaarta waanan ciyaari doonnaa Hadana hadii aad iweydiiso sida aan dareemayo Ha ii sheegin inaad indho la’aan tahay oo aan wax arkeyn Marna ha is dhiibin Weligaa waligaa ha kaa dhigin Marna ha cararin oo ha kaa tagin Waligaa ha kaa ooyin Weligaa ha dhihin macsalaameyn Weligaa been ha sheegin oo ha ku dhaawicin Maya, waligay kaa quusan maayo Maya, waligay kaa daalin maayo Maya, waligay orod kuma orodsan doono oo waan ku dhaawici doonaa Weligaa, weligaa kaa tag Muddo dheer ayaan is naqaanay Qalbigaagu wuu xanuunayey laakiin Marna ha is dhiibin Weligaa waligaa ha kaa dhigin Marna ha cararin oo ha kaa tagin Waligaa ha kaa ooyin Weligaa ha dhihin macsalaameyn Weligaa been ha sheegin oo ha ku dhaawicin Maya, waligay kaa quusan maayo Maya, waligay kaa daalin maayo Maya, waligay orod kuma orodsan doono oo waan ku dhaawici doonaa Weligay, weligay kaa tegi maayo
 

Minx

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Dat, Tru, Set, Yu, Xe, Xis.


Yes it's all made up.
 

Fox-Trot-9

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The foxy sequence:

1 fox, 2 foxes, 3 foxes, 4 foxes, 5 foxes . . .
 

ZynGrand

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