You know something I just realized. No one will ever know who actually wins this. The only way for someone to win is if SH shuts down, or at least the forums, but if they're shut down there'd be no way to check. Even if no one comments on here for a month, that's still not a win cause anyone can comment at anytime. So basically this is a fruitless effort.
Yet we persist in obtaining the prize of beating the odds and coming out on top in an effort to see who truly is the most obnoxious commenter of them all. For that, if the site shuts down tomorrow, and no one else comments before then, I shall take this victory as my own.