The Last to Comment Wins

[tiaf]

I also joined earlier! Assurb has to call me senpai!

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Only in your dreams, senpai.>_<

 

[HURGMCGURG]

@tiaf if that's how you want to play it, then I'm your senpai. Bow down to your superior.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Of course, senpai. Just wait for me.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Sen ⁓ pai ⁓, where ⁓ are ⁓ you? I am ⁓ searching ⁓ for you ⁓.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

You can't escape me. You are now a victim of the senpai curse.

 

[tiaf]

@HURGMCGURG I can call you senpai, then stab you in the back.

Or we remain as gramps and fish. Your choice.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

I prefer gramps and fish.

It's the best body cop film ever made.

 

[tiaf]

Where's my badge?

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Fish can't become police officers. Don't worry, at the end of the film, you'll prove them wrong and earn your badge the hard way, earning the respect of your peers through hard work and perseverance.

 

[tiaf]

Dogs can be, but not fish. That's antifishism.

 

[binarysoap]

Fish are food, not friends

 

[HURGMCGURG]

I'd rather not eat a blobfish.

 

[Yorda]

It's not about how early you joined the thread. It's about how late you got to the party without it being over. I have always had a talent for arriving when there is still food left and don't you forget it!

This thread was broken from the moment it started. The simple premise that the last comment wins leaves many things out. Those fine technicalities expose the darkness behind the whole concept. You see, there never was an end time specified. That means this thread will continue indefinitely until the day that scribblehub is no longer operational. By that time, 1 person may win the thread, but everyone loses in life.

 

[tiaf]

Dishwasher 2.0 joined the fray

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

I agree.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

I expected no happy ending. I expected a happy middle part though.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Of what?