To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
Now dip, baby, dip, come on dip, baby, dip
Dip, baby, dip, just dip, baby dip
Just dip, cotton candy free to go
Let me see the Tootsee Roll
Ronnie Soak the Milkman vs Ronald McDonald (who didn't have a farm but survived forced retirement) vs a group of anthropomorphic Macaroni doing the Macarena