The Most Ridiculous Isekai Story Contest!

[Yorth]

You! Yes, I'm talking to you. Come here... SLAP!

Do you like your isekai weeb shiz?! Are you a shameless little weeb hiding in your mother's basement? Well, fret no more, I have the perfect solution for you. (Bass Boost) THE MOST RIDICULOUS ISEKAI STORY CONTEST is now in your town. But for real though, let's make this happen. A story contest where everyone writes 8k words from the most ridiculous isekai premise they can think of.

Like and comment on this post so that we can peer pressure @Tony to do it.

 

[Wintertime]

Im not a psychopath, but if someone jumps off the bridge I will do it with them.
So, if someone wants to jump off the bridge first, I might follow suit.

 

[LWFlouisa]

I mean i could do 8K, even 10K. Sometimes even in a week. But that depends on some external conditions not entirely in my control at the moment. ( Living with loud family members. )

 

[tiaf]

Sounds interesting, I’m in!

 

[HeartPiercingSpear]

count me in

 

[Nakakure]

Short story,? Perhaps, when i and grammar get along

 

[Yorth]

Short story,? Perhaps, when i and grammar get along

whispers "grammarly.."

 

[gaylolis]

isekai but the author is too lazy to be consistent so they just write whatever drunk stuff in their mind and mash it up.

sounds like the kind of story for me.

 

[TLCsDestiny]

*looks up the word isekai*

 

[TLCsDestiny]

Haha I've got an idea!!!

 

[Llamadragon]

HA HA HA yes

 

[Farok]

yeah why not

 

[binarysoap]

Like and comment on this post so that we can peer pressure @Tony to do it.

If you really want Tony to do it, you have to bring a mob with pitchforks.
I heard he's really weak to that.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

YES! LET'S DO THIS!!!

 

[Jemini]

Not sure if it's ridiculous, but I am already writing one isekai and have had an idea kicking around in my head for a second. It's really more unusual and hasn't been done before rather than ridiculous though, considering I was actually thinking of using it for a genuine series I wanted to start. Well, this might be a good excuse for me to start it. I might submit it anyway even if it is more serious than the parameters are asking for. It's still a rather out-there idea, so it just might do well enough.

(Also, my big problem, and the reason I have not pursued it yet, is because I can't think of a story to go with the premise. So, it's at exactly the stage where it's good for this contest.)

 

[Shadehaven]

I'd do it. I mostly post on royal road, so trying it over here could be refreshing.

 

[Yorda]

Well, if anyone is doing it, one of the most ridiculous isekai premises I have read was Valhalla Saga. I really hope something awesome, but ridiculous like this comes out.

https://www.novelupdates.com/series/valhalla-saga/

Summary of the Story (It's ridiculous)
Valhalla, from Norse Mythology, is a place where the souls of brave warriors who died in battle go to be with the gods, like the god Odin.

In the story, a pro gamer dies because of sleep deprivation and energy drinks (okay I really don't remember why) during a tournament match or something. He is recognized as being a warrior who died in glorious battle and his soul is sent to Valhalla, where he finds the gods at war with powerful foes. Ridiculous yet?

Rather than magic (OMG. Amazingly creative to not use cliched magic), the warriors of Valhalla use the power of their saga (the tale of their feats as a warrior during their lifetimes). So the main character's saga is recognized to be his ridiculous online character's saga where he saved virtual princesses, slayed virtual dragons (plus other virtual crazy monsters), and other stupid virtual online shit. Even though he starts out weak AF his saga ultimately grows in power to match his online character's saga making him OP as hell.

 

[BB_Tensei]

Eh, here's a freebie one:

A hikikomori gets caught masturbating to loli porn by his parents, who kick him out of the house until he gets a job. He becomes a plumber and falls down a shaft into another dimension, where he has to survive 100 levels of a sewer dungeon, and the save room is a prison with the Saintess and a magical map tracking his progress inside. He has to find 100 candles and light them all to open the indestructible gates of the prison. Each level of the dungeon, except the huge maze-like first, is in fact a puzzle box connected to every other level by deadly trap gates. Each level also contains either a maze of tight tunnels filled with dangerous creatures, or is a boss room. Whenever he defeats a boss he grows fatter, so he has to lose flesh by letting small monsters eat it, or spend 3 days in abstinence of food. After the 25th floor an altar of flesh unlocks in the prison room, allowing him to sacrifice his flesh to feed the Saintess, but must purify himself before offering the sacrifice. They cannot figure out the ritual, which is located on the first floor in a hard to reach area.

The owner of the dungeon is the Demon King who has the key to returning home, but will only come back, if the Saintess is detected out of the prison. At the end the plumber has to choose between the Saintess and going back home. He picks the Saintess, who devours him to become the Demon Queen, repeating the cycle.

 

[Deleted member 3803]

.....Okay.

Invincible Canadian Hermaphrodite Goddess Cultivator

There's always a limit to how much people can take. Bullshit. Pandering. Brutality. Death. Steff passed hers a long time ago. She's a foreigner in this world, an unwelcome guest. She doesn't really care. After two years of putting up with things that rub her in the wrong direction every...

www.scribblehub.com

It's 72 chaps long (breaks the word count), and written by yours truly.

Did I win yet?

 

[Shadehaven]

Yo, nimbus! Love ya work! Thanks for making good content.