Secret Rituals You Say? Well...
I DO have a supercut of the Necronomicon if you want it. Meaning it's a combination of every version of the Necronomicon I could find. I dunno why I combined all the necronomicons into one file. Just my idea of fun, I guess.
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There You Go!
A .docx in a zip file. Let me know if you have any problems and need it in a different file format.
Or if anything happens to devour your eternal soul or anything. Things did keep dying around my house at the time I was researching it. Never did find so many dead animals in our yard before... or garage... or on the roof... or committing suicide by breaking their neck on our fence... or stuffed in my mailbox.
That was the weirdest part. Like, why the hell were squirrels stuffing dead mice in my mail box, along with pizza crusts and bread wrappers?
I saw them, btw. Watched it out the window. It was... odd. You know, maybe they were just stuffing the pizza crusts in there and the mice crawled in, got stuck and died. Now that I think about it, I only saw them hiding FOOD in my mailbox.
That must have been it.
Well, any rate, eventually finished the accursed thing. It's just taking up space on the old hard drive now.
Enjoy.