Use "fork" in a sentence...

mrsimple

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Every time I thought of forks being used in a way other than for food, I remembered if I had my elbows on the table, I'd get the prongs slipped underneath my arm and the handle getting slammed by my parents. That taught me some etiquette.
 

OneSixSeven

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"Thou shall use a fork," says I as I preached my divine message to the crowd.
 

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The snake forked its way through the her delicate insides, squirming and twisting its way into every dark corner it could fine.
 

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In the beginning, everything in the world was boring, devoid of life, until the Supreme Being named Fork descended from the fork-shaped heavenly skies, said, " Let there be fork!"
 
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Jemini

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Gotta go with the classics, like, "when you come to the fork in the road, take it."
 

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I don’t know what the fork lies behind this forking road, but I will take my fork and torch along for security!
 

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He was stabbed with a fork fork fork forks. (He was stabbed with a fork for four forks)(that's fork forks in a forking row)
 

OneSixSeven

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Much to his annoyance, the fork he ordered from Online Shop X yesterday was made of a refurbished substandard alloy of recycled forks.
 

OneSixSeven

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I will fork anyone who didn't fill this thread
 

OneSixSeven

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For now, there are two forks in this thread.
 

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I have a tendency to get lost in forkosophical thoughts a lot, and recently I've been pondering the Ourobofork; the mythoforkical fork that devours its own handle, as a symbol of that which never changes, yet also represents the eternal forkroad, the choice we have each and every second of our lives.
 

OneSixSeven

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I'm ambidextrous; I can use a fork with my left hand for forking spaghetti and anything.
 

YuriDoggo

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This is one forking lonely thread; pretty much the only one posting is 167.
 
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