What are your funny voicemails?

[seanterry044]

Hey, I am just avoiding the people, I don’t like, If I like you, thank you for calling, cheers up.
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What are your funny voicemails?
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See: https://voicemailgreetings.me/funny-voicemails/

 

[K5Rakitan]

I got a death threat from a telescammer. He said he was going to rip my heart out.

Before that, I was just doing my usual routine when a telescammer calls. I sing this:

And then say, "Thank you for calling rate my song dot com."
And then I start singing the song that gets on everybody's nerves.

That particular telescammer kept calling and calling and sang along with me for a bit. I finally got sick of him and just turned my phone off. Then he left the death threat voicemails.

 

[Lord_Drakonus]

I got a death threat from a telescammer. He said he was going to rip my heart out.

Before that, I was just doing my usual routine when a telescammer calls. I sing this:

And then say, "Thank you for calling rate my song dot com."
And then I start singing the song that gets on everybody's nerves.

That particular telescammer kept calling and calling and sang along with me for a bit. I finally got sick of him and just turned my phone off. Then he left the death threat voicemails.

LMAO

 

[AliceShiki]

Oh, voicemail... That thing that nobody uses in my country~

Only times I receive voicemails are when my grandma calls me and I don't pick up, because she is bad using the phone and she takes a while to cancel the call. By the time she is done finding the button to end it, the recording already said all the stuff "Leave a message after the beep 'beep'"... Which makes her leave a voicemail that is a few seconds long and that has no sound whatsoever.

 

[YuriDoggo]

All my voicemails are asking me if I want to renew my car's warranty.

 

[K5Rakitan]

All my voicemails are asking me if I want to renew my car's warranty.

I don't even have a car, and I get lots of those!