Ah, Raphael—
the Renaissance himbo who (allegedly) loved wine, women, and art so much that it killed him at 37. Was it
actually "debauchery," or just a mix of bad luck and Renaissance-era health hazards? Let’s break it down with
art historian gossip vs. reality.
The Legend: Raphael Died from "Too Much Sex"
- Giorgio Vasari’s Lives of the Artists (1550): The OG art gossip claimed Raphael’s death was due to "excessive amorous pursuits"—basically, death by snu-snu.
- Supposedly, he came home from a "particularly strenuous night" with his mistress (Margherita Luti, aka La Fornarina), got a fever, and croaked after not telling his doctors the real cause (so they "over-treated" him).
- Vasari: "He was more a rake than an artist… but damn, could he paint."
Reality Check: 37 Wasn’t That Young for the 1500s
- Average Renaissance Lifespan: ~40-50 years (if you survived childhood).
- Raphael’s Contemporaries:
- Caravaggio died at 38 (stabbed? Syphilis? Who knows!).
- Masaccio died at 26 (RIP).
- Meanwhile, Michelangelo lived to 88—proof that grumpy hermits outlast party boys.
What Probably Killed Raphael
- Syphilis (The Renaissance Tinder Surprise)
- A popular theory, since "fever after sex" fits. The disease was rampant, and Raphael’s party-boy rep makes it plausible.
- Overwork + Stress
- Dude was Pope Leo X’s favorite artist, juggling the Vatican frescoes, portraits, and architectural projects. Burnout is real.
- Bad Medicine
- His doctors likely bled him to death (standard "cure" for fevers back then). Vasari’s claim that Raphael hid his "debauchery" might just mean he had an STD they couldn’t treat.
- Lead Poisoning (The Artist’s Curse)
- Renaissance paints were full of toxic metals. Licking brushes + fumes = slow death.
The Irony of His Death
- Raphael died on April 6, 1520—which was Good Friday. Legend says he was born on Good Friday too (April 6, 1483), making his life a perfect biblical symmetry.
- His funeral was insanely lavish—the Vatican basically went "RIP our himbo king" and buried him in the Pantheon.
Modern Take: Raphael as a Fuckboy Icon
- If he lived today, he’d be:
- Instagram: "POV: You’re the Pope’s favorite artist but also a himbo."
- Tinder Bio: "Swipe right for divine portraiture… and divine mistakes."
- Cause of Death: "Forgot to hydrate after a bender."
Verdict
Did Raphael die from
too much sex? Maybe. But more likely, it was
Renaissance healthcare + occupational hazards. Either way, his legacy is:
One of the greatest artists ever.
A cautionary tale about work-life balance.
Proof that even in the 1500s, fuckboys got remembered.
TL;DR: Raphael might’ve been a degen, but at least he left us
The School of Athens before his kidneys failed.


